
Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Saturday, December 29, 2007
Good News For Beetle

Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Thank You Santa
Santa thought I was a good dawg this year because I got a new heated bed and a bag of Beggin Stips. They are my favorite treats. And I know I will love the heated bed because I am always cold. You know us little dawgs like the heat. On Christmas day I ate my favorite, filet mignon. It was tender and juicy and delicious, just the way I like it. So it was a very good Christmas. Maybe next year I will get the girl chi!!
I saw a man crying on the television last night. It was very sad because someone stole his little chihuahua right out of his truck. How scary! He said he was having breakfast with some friends at Applebee's in LaHabra and left Beetle the Chihuahua in his truck. When he came out of Applebee's the truck window was broken and little Beetle was gone. They showed Beetle's picture...he is white and very good looking. He's almost as handsome as me! Poor Beetle must be so scared. And the poor man misses his dawg. Mister, I hope you find your little Beetle very soon. I will put out the word for my dawg friends to keep an eye and ear open. Good Luck!!
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Santa Claws Is Coming
Friday, December 14, 2007
I Smell So Good.
Went to the dawg groomer today and got cleaned up. I smell so good I can't stand myself. My nails were cut, my ears were cleaned and the girl even cleaned my butt. Damn I'm so good looking and now I smell so good. I can hear the bitches howling my name...Ram...Ram, where are you handsome chi? I love my life.
Wait until Sam the Ham smells me. He stinks so bad. He will be jealous.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Did Butchy Bite the Dust?
AWWWW....what a good looking chi. Please help find Butchy. Hopefully he's just lost and not another mean animal's dinner.
Dog Detective - Lost dog and found dog database.
Lost Dogs
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Butchy
Chihuahua Small (0 - 20 lbs) Gold/Yellow/Tan Male
Last seen in:
Murrieta, California
More Info: http://dogdetective.com/dog-details.cfm?dogid=980498

Sunday, December 9, 2007
Another Party!!
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Whoa Dude, I Feel Sorry For You
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Human Baby Party

Friday, November 30, 2007
The Loud Noise
Yesterday G-Mom went out and left me home alone. Soon afterwards there was an excrutiatingly loud sound coming from the house. It hurt my ears so bad I started to howl and cry. It seemed to go on and on and on and then suddenly just stopped. Why would the house cry like that, and why does it have to cry so LOUD? Did the house cry because G-Mom left it too?? I don't cry anymore when G-Mom leaves, but yesterday I did cry because the house's loud crying hurt my ears. I hope it doesn't do this again.
Today the sun is not shining so I cannot sunbathe. The sky is crying all over the ground, the trees and grass. The sky is also crying on Sam the Ham because he is too dumb to go in his dawg house. He looks like a drowned rat. What's wrong with everyone??

Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I Was Right and I Feel Bad

Sunday, November 25, 2007
Caught In The Act

Thursday, November 22, 2007
Turkey in the Dawg House.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Go Away Bad Dream
I had a bad dream last night. I was back in New Jersey and lost in the woods again. In my dream, it is very dark, it is raining and cold and I am wandering around in the woods looking for a place to sleep. I cannot find my warm bed and blanket, like the ones I have at home. I am scared and lonely and I want my family. I am wondering if they have abandonded me. Don't they love me anymore? Where is Dana and G-Mom and G-Pop? Then as I am about to cry, I wake up in a cold sweat. I have not thought abouth this for a long time, so I am wondering why I am dreaming about this horrible time. Do dawgs get post traumatic stress syndrome? Maybe I need the dawgcologist.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Tito

My Second Favorite Place


Saturday, November 17, 2007
All the Poor Turkeys.

Thursday, November 15, 2007
Newbies in the Hood.




Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Awwwww...Where's Chubs?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Iggy

Monday, November 12, 2007
Sun-Dipped

Saturday, November 10, 2007
Sam the Ham...Gay?


Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Where Are All The Dawgs Going??

Sunday, November 4, 2007
Stray In The Hood.
You won't believe what happened!! Today G-Pop, G-Mom and the Ram Man were going for a nice casual walk down the street so I could do my business on the neighbors grass when all of a sudden a straggly white dawg came charging right for me. G-Pop picked me up by my harness and I went flying like a puppet on a string. G-Mom caught me and the G threw a rock at the stray dawg. I showed her my big white teeth and the G yelled at her and she went running down the street. I tried to follow her, but she ran too fast to catch her. I was ready to chomp down on her hind leg. What the hell is she doing here anyway, invading my turf. She better never come back.
Friday, November 2, 2007
The Rooster is Cooked, So is the Frog.


Thursday, November 1, 2007
Trick or Treat?



Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Robber, Stealer, Thief....that's Me!



Sunday, October 28, 2007
A Boo-Day Party


Wednesday, October 24, 2007
A Pink Day

Monday, October 22, 2007
Goodbye Flat Stanley

Sunday, October 21, 2007
A Trip to the Vet with Flat Stan the Man

Friday, October 19, 2007
A Visit With Flat Stanley



Thursday, October 18, 2007
One Hot Chihuahua
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Peanut Needs Your Help and I Have Flatulence


Sunday, October 14, 2007
NO DAWGONE WAY!!

Friday, October 5, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
The Hairy Alien loses her Babes

Sunday, September 30, 2007
THE PINK LIQUID!!!!!!!!!
Today was an interesting day . . . I think my G-Mom drugged me!! I went outside like usual, sniffed around and did my business. Afterwards I went inside and my nose was runny and every time I inhaled my nose whistled! Stupid Mom thought that was funny. Anyways, I heard G-mom talking to my mom and they were saying something about giving me some medicine called Ben-A-Drill or something like that. Well next thing I know G-mom comes up behind me with some straw looking thing and shoots this pink liquid in my mouth!!! WITHOUT ASKING! Could you imagine and to mention it did NOT taste like chicken or beef. Next thing I know everything got all blurry and then plop! All I remember was walking and then waking up later. What did Nona shoot in my mouth?? Now I can't stop yawning and I feel like I just want to lay around all day ( Not that I don't do that every day) But today I was extra lazy!! Thanks G-mom and Mom . . . you sneaky women!! I am sticking with G-pop now..
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Ram the Man is Back!





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