Sunday, November 25, 2007
Caught In The Act
I am ashamed of myself. Not only did I eat one of my feathered friends, I really liked it. It was moist and tasty. But how could I do this?? I could pretend I didn't know, but the humans were sitting at the table eating the dead bird and I knew it. I betrayed the animal kingdom and I deserve to be tied and whipped by the biggest turkey I know. Hey, wait a minute... I don't know any turkeys! I'll probably get away with it this time, but my conscious will haunt me.