Sunday, October 14, 2007
NO DAWGONE WAY!!
I think G-Mom has gone crazy....she's lost her mind. She bought this Halloween costume for me and she thinks I am going to put it on and be paraded around the neighborhood like some ugly rooster. First of all, I don't like candy and second of all, I don't do Halloween. What is she thinking?? Dawgs don't do Halloween, especially us kool dawgs. I will absolutely NOT put this ugly rooster costume on...never, never, never. Did she buy a stupid Halloween costume for Sam the Ham? Of course not! Just me, the handsome little dawg. NOT FAIR. I will run away again before I wear that hideous rooster suit!!