Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Sunday, August 31, 2008

We Love Our G-Pop

G-Pop was outside working on the pool and strained his back. He layed down on the dining room floor to make it feel better. That's when Midget Molly climbed up on his chest and lay down for a nap.
Then I went right by his legs and got nice and comfy.
See me in the back there with my little head sticking up? It looks like Midget's been drinking that silly water again. Waz up with those eyes?? he he

Friday, August 29, 2008

Det. Rambo Reporting: She's Back.

I put my Detective Rambo hat on and this is what I concluded based on the following:
  1. Midget Molly was gone for the whole day.
  2. She didn't look very well when she returned home. Hmmm. Maybe she was out drinking silly water all day. Nah....she doesn't have any money.
  3. She couldn't open her eyes. Hmmm. Did she have lasik surgery? Negative, she doesn't have the money.
  4. She was very tired and didn't even play with her new duckie. Hmmm. I'm stumped.
  5. She's trying to lift her leg and show me something. Hmmmm. She has a boo boo. Did she get a new-turd???? Impossible. She's a girl. OOOOOOHHHH. She got spayed.

Detective Rambo reporting that Midget Molly got spayed. Today she is acting like her hyper self.

Cousin Pedro, you should be a detective!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Where's Midget?

As you can see, I am home alone today. Was I accidentally left home while my family went on vacation? Are Gangster Snakes and Gangster Johnny going to break into my house? No!!! I'm just joking, he he. But I am ALL alone today. G-Mom took Midget Molly somewhere and I have no idea where. The two of them left early this morning at 8 am. G-Mom put her in the car and drove off, then came back without her! I am sitting here wondering where she is. Do you think G-Mom took her to the retirement home in Temecula where Sam the Ham is? Maybe she took Midget to the dentist? No, I don't think so, cause when I go to the dentist I am home by 10am. Hmmmm. Maybe she went to the dog park? I think Midget's too young for the dog park.
I am getting worried about my sister. I miss her. Midget Molly....where did you go? I hope she didn't get lost in New York! He he, I'm funny.

Monday, August 25, 2008

The Dementor is Back

We peeked out the window this morning and look what we see. THE DEMENTOR! Can you see him? He's sitting right on our fence, looking for something to eat. He sat for a while, turning his head slowly from side to side, scanning for food. His sharp eyes won't miss a thing. But....guess what you meanie DEMENTOR?? We're in the house so you're not going to eat us today. Go hunt some stinky squirrel.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Chow Time

Recipe for dinner.
1.. Put water and chicken in black metal thingy with handle. Turn on fire to medium. Don't touch!!
2. Watch it bubble.
3. Give the chicken a little flip over.
4. Watch this chicken turn brown. It's magic!
5. Remove from hot metal thingy. Slice it.
6. Dice it.
7. Toss gently with kibble.
Oh so YUMMY!
Muy Bueno!! Picked out all the good stuff. he he he. Get the leash. We have to GO right now, if you know what I mean.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

A New Nest

Yesterday there was a big box at the front door when we got home. It was addressed to:
Rambo the Chihuahua
Chino Hills, CA 91709
G-Mom opened the box because the box was much bigger than me.
Lookie what I got! A new nest. I stepped in, did a few donuts, found a good spot and here I am. I love my new bed.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

My Cousin's Birthday

Yesterday was my favorite cousin's 2nd birthday. So everyone stop by his blog and say Happy Birthday to Cousin Pedro!!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Take Us To Petsmart

Look what we got in the mail today from our new boxer dog friend Gucci! (and she's a cutie) A credit card. I think she is letting us borrow it, cause we're supposed to send it to some of our friends when we are done with it. So, we are begging G-Mom to take us to Petsmart so we can load up on all kinds of treats. When we are done shopping, we send it to my favorite cousin Pedro, my kitty kat friend JB, my feisty friends the Desert Pups, my aussie friend Charlie Daniels and my new friend Pacco. Fellow bloggers, these are the rules!
  • Only five friends allowed.
  • Four have to be dedicated followers of your blog.
  • One has to be someone new or recently new to your blog and live in another part of the world.
  • You must link back to whoever gave you the award.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Chihuahua Movie

You won't believe it? There's a movie coming out called Beverly Hills Chihuahua. And guess what? It's about a chihuahua who got lost in Mexico!! I can't believe that Walt Disney didn't call me to be the lead role, after all I was once lost in the woods in New Jersey. I know New Jersey is nothing like Mexico, but I was still LOST!! I have experience. Guess what else? There is also a GIRL chihuahua in the movie. She plays the lost dog. I can't believe this! I am so upset. G-Mom is so upset she can't talk about it. She thought that I would be the lead role in a movie about a lost chihuahua, based upon her book when it comes out "Rambo the chihuahua, lost in New Jersey. I told G-Mom she shouldn't take so long writing her book. It's been two years. Humans never learn.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Lazy Days of Summer

Have you ever had one of those days where you just don't feel like doing anything but sleep? Well, yesterday was one of those days. It was hot outside and the A/C was on and we were two lazy dogs. But G-Mom, she just couldn't leave us alone. She says we're tooo lazy. "Oh, what do we have here?" "Go away G-Mom, I'm not interested"
"Don't bring it closer, or else. I'm warning you."
" What is that? It doesn't smell good, but should I try it anyway?"
"No Midget, that's coffee, the humans drink it to perk up when they are feeling lazy. Trust me, you don't want it."
"No thank you G-Mom. We like being lazy. Peee uuuuuu!"

Tuesday, August 5, 2008


We got a treat today~ Arbys Roast Beef. We know we're not supposed to eat it, but its one of those things we indulge in twice a year. We love it.
A regular roast beef.
Doesn't it look yummy?
We're waiting!
Midget Molly is a slowpoke. I have my eye on hers.
SLURP! More please.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Finally! TAG #1

Finally, I got to play tag. Lorenza tagged me for the Unspectacular Quirks Meme. These are the rules: Link to the one who tagged you. List the rules on your blog. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours. Tag some blogger friends with links.Leave a comment on their blog to let them know they've been tagged. Here I go with some of my unspectacular quirks:

1. I am very nosy, I bark at every noise I hear and make Midget Molly howl.

2. I like to lick the inside of a human ear, he he.

3. I want to be a dog detective when I grow up.

4. I like chicken, but it gives me chicken farts.

5. I sunbathe in the nude.

6. I once bit a squirrel on the tail. He deserved it!

I know this has been around the dog house, so I will only tag my very favorite cousin Pedro. (sorry cuz)

Friday, August 1, 2008

TAG #2 and TAG #3

Happy and Dobby tagged us to play the same game. Here goes:

  • What is your name? Rambo. Midget Molly.
  • If you could change your name, what would it be? King Ramboni. Pretty Girl.
  • What is your pets name?
  • We don't have a pet, but if we did we would name it?
  • "Hey you"
  • If you could change your pets name, what would it be? Whatchamacallit.
  • What is your brother or sisters name? Midget Molly. Rambo.
  • If you could change their name, what would it be? Queen of Attention. Mr. Know It All.

I have to tag as many people as the number of letters in my new name, but everyone has already played the game, so I will only tag Desert Pups for me, and Mango for Midget Molly! Enjoy playing the game. We still haven't forgotten that we were tagged by Lorenza, we are having trouble getting onto her blogsite. We'll try again tomorrow!

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