Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Friday, May 30, 2008

Home Sweet Home

I'm Home! I'm Home! G-Mom and G-Pop are back from Florida and I am finally home! It is so nice to be in my own house, in my own yard and my own little bed. Even if I get to watch Animal Planet all day, I still like my dawg house better. The little Midget is home too. But she got sick. G-Mom says she has a respiratory infection and she has to take some yucky medicine. G-Mom has to force her to take it because she doesn't like it. I take Benadryl sometimes and that's really yucky, so Midget I feel sorry for you. This is my cousin in Florida. His name is Buster. He is a Jack Russel terrier. G-Mom said he is a very nice cousin. He has his own pool. He has a brother named Max, a labrador and he is nice too. I would like to go to Florida to meet my cousins, but I don't like to fly in airplanes. G-Mom said when she was in Florida, a miniature pony was born. This is a picture of her holding the day old filly. (see her mom is watching her very closely) The filly doesn't have a name yet. She has lots of relatives on the miniature pony farm. She's a lucky girl.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Away Again

G-Mom and G-Pop are going away AGAIN! Boy, these two sure like to get out of the house. Me, I don't like it so much. I like my dawg house. So...they are going to Florida and I am going back to the Pets Hotel. MM is going to the Dr. Clark's office because she is too young to go to the Hotel.RRRRGGGGG. They know I don't like it there. But they will still leave us anyway. The last time I was there I went on a hunger strike, remember? Do they care? i guess not. What's a dawg got to do? G-Mom called Liz, the lady who is taking care of Sam at his retirement home in Temecula. Liz said Sam is sad, but he is a good boy. Since when is Sam the Ham good? Surprise! I hope he likes Temecula. Me and MM miss him. I wont' be home until May 29, so.....to all my dawgie friends out there...I'LL MISS YOU TOO. Be safe. Rambo and Midget Molly No pictures. G-Mom's router is broke (whatever that is) and she had to go to the library for me to blog. he he he

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Sad Day.

It is a very sad day at my dawg house today. Sam the Ham is gone, for good. No more running in the grass with my best friend Sam. No more stealing his treats when he's not looking. No more teasing Sam about Green Eggs and Ham. No more Sam. This is the last picture of him at my dawg house, before he went away. Doesn't he look mad? Where did he go you ask? G-Mom said he went to the Golden Retrievers retirement home in Temecula. (whatever that means) She said he is going to enjoy the last years of his life. Why couldn't he just stay here G-Mom? I miss Sam and me and MM are sad. See!

Sunday, May 18, 2008


The human baby was here last night.They call her Jade. G-Mom said she was "babysitting"...I think that means she pretends to be her Mom while her real Mom and Dad go out and have fun. Not sure. I'm still trying to get the hang of the human's lingo. Anyway, I still don't like it when she comes. She makes a big mess all over the house with her toys, she tries to chase me around the house and grab my tail, and G-Pop and G-Mom don't pay attention to me when she's here. They had to pay attention to Midget Molly though because she's still a baby too. (and she still poops in the house) Poor Ram gets the shaft. I should give then the tail like my friend JB does. I just have to figure out how.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Fire Day

G-Mom said there was a fire in Chino Hills today. And it was not too far from our house. There were machines flying in the air...G-Mom said that they were airplanes and helicopters trying to put the fire out. They were making alot of noise. It was very scary because there was dark smoke in the sky above our house. Midget Molly didn't know what was going on, but I am older and smarter than her and I knew. G-Mom took these pictures after the smoke blew away.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Me and My Shadow.

Weather for Chino Hills, CA Clear Wind: S at 5 mph Humidity: 21% Thu 97°F | 59°F It's really hot today, but not as hot as it is where my friend Lorenza lives. She said it it 112 degrees at her house...that's HOT!! She has her own pool too! She's a lucky dawg. I wish I had a pool. Midget Molly and I went outside to play. Guess what? We saw our shadows. It was really neat.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Midget Meets Sam

I introduced Midget Molly to Sam the Ham today. It didn't go so well. As you can see from the pictures, Sam wanted nothing to do with the Midget. She wanted to play and give him kisses, but he is not interested in the little tyke. He was very rude and walked away. I tried to get him to play with her, but......What a grouchy old dawg you are Sam the Ham. Go ahead, act like that you old fart!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Look! She Likes To Sunbathe Too!

You know how us chi's love the sun,right? So today, like every other sunny day, when G-Mom let me outside I layed on the warm brick pavers and stretched my arms and legs out and closed my eyes and started to daydream about a nice juicy steak when Midget Molly ran over the layed on the ground right next to me. What do you know? She actually stayed still for a minute, which is amazing. The only time this girl stays still is when she is sleeping. But now, I see she likes to sunbathe too! Wow, she is way cooler than I thought. Maybe she's not so chi-loony!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Look Who's Sleepin In My Bed!

It's Midget Molly, that's who's trying to sleep in my bed. I want her to sleep in her own bed, it's pink and it's for a girl. Rambo's bed is not for girls. As you can see, I did not like it and I tried to push her out of my bed. But she's one tuff chi and she kept coming back for more. I don't want to share everything G-Mom!!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day to G-Mom today! Thank you for taking such good care of me. I will be especially good today and give your lots of kisses all over the face. (I can't speak for Midget Molly, she's still a little wild) Have a good day! Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn, Hundreds of bees in the purple clover, Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn, But only one mother the wide world over. ~George Cooper I LOVE YOU G-MOM!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Rambo & Midget Molly Playing Outside

The sun is shining and it is nice and warm outside, so me and Midget Molly went out and play. We had lots of fun. And guess what?? Midget Molly didn't poop in the house today!! She went outside on the grass. So maybe she'll stay, right G-Mom? (that's her in action)

Friday, May 9, 2008

Cute & Spunky

The bug man in the yellow truck came today to spray his bug medicine so all the bugs go away. He said he doesn't kill the bugs, just chases them away. We had to stay out of the house for an hour, so me and G-Mom and the loony chi went in the garage. She is whackier then a bed bug on drugs! Here are some picture of her acting up, and playing in my old bed. Her face is kinda cute, huh?

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Midget Molly

That's what they are calling her "Midget Molly" I guess its her temporary name until she gets a permanent name from her new home or from G-Mom if she decides to keep her. (Midget Molly will have to stop pooping on the rugs) We played today. She is a fiesty little thing she is. As you can see, she stole my bone again. So, she's a fiesty thief. At least Sam the Ham doesn't steal my bones. She doesn't listen either. We went outside today and when G-Mom called us to come inside she ran away. G-Mom had to chase her all over the back yard. Gees!! This dawg is bad.....she's fidgety, she doesn't listen, she's a thief and she poops all over. She needs a little dawgie rehab!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008


She's still here and crazier than a loon. She's running around the house like a wild turkey (without a head). I actually played with her today. It was fun, until she tried to bite me on the nose right where my boo boo is. I think she's leaving tomorrow. G-Mom made a poster to take to the vet's office. It says :FREE TO LOVING HOME. I guess she wants to give her to another family, probably because she keeps pooping all over the house. I wonder if I pooped in the house if she would get rid of me too?? How scary. I will have to make sure I never poop in the house.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Mexican Jumping Bean

The unamed girl chi visiting our house is crazy! She's all over the place like a jumping bean. She's out of control. G-Mom is going crazy too, following her all over the house. First she's on the sofa. Then she jumps on the ottoman. Then she jumps on G-Mom. Then back to the ottoman. Here I am telling her to get down. She's not allowed on the ottoman, is she G-Mom? Ruf, ruf, ruf. Calm down little dawg!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

How Dare Her

She is here again...the dawg with no name. She is getting on my nerves once again. First, she stole my bone, then she drank out of my bowl and then she swiped some of my food. She must think she lives here. She was jumping all over me, so I went upstairs in my bed. I hid behind the pillow so she couldn't find me, but she did. Next think you know, she follows me upstairs and is on the bed. She's a figety little thing. I wish she would go home, wherever that is. My boo boo is getting better. See my nose?

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Look Who's Back

Look at this dawg! Just who does she think she it, this little female chi. My mom brought her over to G-Mom's house again. I'm not sure if she is going to stay because she keeps coming and going. She slept in my dawg house on Friday and Saturday, but not in my bed. She better not or I will be MAD. She slept in a crate. Last night she kept me up, all she did was yelp all night. She was getting on my nerves. Tonight she left again, she took her stuff and went away. I don't know where she goes, but I don't care. A good looking chi like me needs his beauty sleep!!

Saturday, May 3, 2008


I'm home, I'm home! Cousin Pedro...I am home! I did not like the Pet's Hotel. I tried to escape a couple of times, but all I did was make a boo boo on my nose! See the boo boo? It still hurts. I even tried to skip a few meals so maybe the humans would feel sorry for me and let me go home, but it didn't work. The humans at the Pet's hotel are very nice, but not like my human family at home. I got my own room with a tv and I watched Animal Planet all day. (there was NO basketball, he he he) I even got ice cream. But I would still rather be home with that pain in the hiney Sam the Ham and my humans watching basketball on the tv. I just like my home! I missed all my dawgs friends and especially Cousin Pedro. We have to catch up. PS G-Mom gave me a welcome home bath and I didn't like that either.
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