Rambo's Chihuahua Blog



Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Happy Howlidays!

We would like to wish all of our friends a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year!! love, Rambo & Midget Molly

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sunday PlayDawg Pose

This is embarrassing for me to post, but Midget blackmailed me so I had to. She threatened to tell G that I peed in the house. It was just an accident! Shame on you Midget. I'l get you back one day. Oh. Midget said to tell you that she wants to be the next newest PlayDawg model and she's changing her name to Nicky Nittles. Pathetic!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Silent Sunday's and Shrek

G wants it to be a Silent Sunday post, but we don't. So we are going behind her back. Shhh....don't tell! Midget is sad.

  • I am sad too. Why, you ask? We're sick of not being allowed to visit with our friends. We miss you. G is always busy. That's a bunch of bull and there's nothing we can do. We can't type. G and Poppy are going to Italy for 2 1/2 weeks. We will miss them. Our Mom is sick, so there is no one to play with. (she's under the blanket next to Midget) Who ever said it's a Dog's World??
G and Shrek. lol. Big onion head.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Two Neglected Dawgs

Look at us. We're pathetic. Ya know why? Cause we're neglected. That's right. G is too busy to take care of us. Yes, we eat, but she hardly plays with us. Yes, we go for walks, but she is always in a hurry to get home. We don't get to torment all the other dawgs in the hood. Not fair. Can we call DSS?? (dawg social services) and file a complaint. I know this would be considered cruel. I have the proof the we are neglected. Look at my sister's daggers!!! She has nails longer than a cats!! That's pathetic. G doesn't have time to cut Midget's nails. Now that is certainly neglect.
Does any dawg have the phone number for DSS?? Hurry, before my nails get that long.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

We're Here!!

Hello!! We're here!! Rambo and Midget Molly. Hey.....friends!! We're back...and we didn't fall off the face of the earth. Or disappear into thin air. Or get eaten by Wiley Coyote. We just have a very busy G in our house. Oh, before I forget, we are now referring to G-Mom as G and G-Pop as Poppy. That's what the little human calls them, so we are too. Okay, so let's get back to what's been going on around our dog house for the past three months.
OMD!! Three months!! That's a loooooooonnnnnggggg time. You remember that I was in Scooby's wedding, right? I'm the handsome chi on the left, in case you forgot what I look like.
Here's my beautiful girl Tahlia. She is so hot in red.

Since the beautiful nuptuals between Scooby and Lady,

Midget lost two teeth.

She's still trying to kill lizards. I guess she didn't learn her lesson. I did. I will never kill another bird. I hated Pet's Prison.

G went to New Jersey to party and left us home alone. (well, not all alone, but we were home alone most of the day until Poppy came home)

The passion flowers bloomed.

Hundreds of sheep invaded the hill behind our house. Did you know those suckers make loud noises? BAAAAAAAA.

We tried munching on sticks. We didn't like them very much. We'll let the big dogs have the sticks.

G and Poppy bought a little brown house in Pasadena. We like Pasadena. There are tons of doggies there.

Oh, I think the whole state of California is on fire. There is ash floating in the air and it smells real bad of smoke.

My human Uncle Steve is getting married in Las Vegas on September 12th! This is the bridal shower cake. We didn't get any. How rude!

Last but not least, THE BOOK! G sent it to an editor and he sent it back. G needs to make corrections and changes and then return it to the editor. Dog knows how long that will take!

We hope to stop by and say hi to each and every one of you. WE MISSED U:(

love,

Rambo & Midget Molly

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

We're Coming Back Soon!

G-Mom has finally finished her book! She is getting her book ready to send it to a Literary Agent. They will decide if it gets published. Keep your paws crossed for G-Mom! We have to wait until next week to come and visit you. G-Mom is going to New Jersey for one week. She said she needs a vacation! We can't wait to see all of our friends. We can't wait until next week!!
Love to all, Rambo & Midget Molly

Sunday, July 5, 2009

LOOK UP!

Maybe you notice that the counter above this message has been changed. That's because G-Mom hurt her neck and has not been able to work at the computer, thence, the date finishing her book has been extended by two weeks. I can't wait until she is done and I can visit all my friends. I MISS each and every one of you. Love to all, Rambo Midget Molly too!!

Monday, June 22, 2009

A Letter To Mango, Chubs and Ximui

Dear Mango, Chubs and Ximui,
When the mail lady came to our house today, she had a package for Midget ane me. Then G-Mom read the label "to Rambo and Molly, from Mango, Chubs and Ximui!"
I put my nose to the package and sniffed, and I could tell it was from a dog.
Midget saw pink and went WILD! She pulled this bunch of toys out of the box.
And then this big duck popped out of the box. He's bigger than Midget!
Midget tried to bite the duck. The duck was nice and didn't bite back.
Oh boy! I found somethin real good in that box. Food! You know how I love food! Hmmm. Dingo Baked Bones. Never had these. They smell real good. I'm keeping these for myself.
Get oughta here Midget!! These are MINE.
Look at her! Trying to sneak a sniff of MY Dingo bones. SCAT Midget! There was a cute picture of Mango, Chubs and Ximiu in the box..... and a nice letter too. It says "I hope you enjoy your pressies." We will most definitely enjoy the pressies. Thank you so much!!

LOVE:)

RAMBO & MIDGET MOLLY

Pee Ess. we still won't get to visit u until the "old lady" is done with the book. she only has 14 days left to go. I can't wait.

Friday, June 19, 2009

A Letter To Dobby

Dear Dobby, I'm not allowed to blog cause G-Mom is hogging the computer. (All I hear is "I have to finish your book Bo) But, I just had to write this letter. The mail lady came with a package yesterday. It was from you to ME!! I was very surprised. I could tell it was from a dog cause I have a good nose. Then G-Mom told me it was from Dobby.
G-Mom helped me open the package and this stuffie popped out!
It smells good.
And then some bath toys popped out. I don't have any bath toys. I don't really like to take a bath, but Now maybe I will cause I have something to distract me from the water torture.
Midget helped me sniff them out.
Oh cool! Dingo bones. I love Dingo bones!
And a chihuahua decal. G-Mom has been wanting one of these for her car, but I say hands off. It's MINE!
And a letter from you, my dear friend Dobby.
Yummy! This was such a nice surprise. I love pressies.
THANK YOU DOBBY!!
LOVE,
RAMBO
Pee esss. I did share with Midget. She was drooling all over the chair.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Hump Day and Adios (for a while)

It's been very boring around here since we got home. After all the excitement in the slammer and being on the run, me and Midget decided to chill. We haven't even chased any birds or lizards. I think we've learned our lesson! G-Mom hasn't gone anywhere either, but she's working very hard on my book. She took some time off on Sunday to give us a b--h. You know I can't even say the word! It's water torture. Then we watched basketball. Her team won the NBA championship. Yeh Lakers! I even watched the game and you know how much I hate sports.
And, I got a birthday present from my girl, but blogger was not cooperating, so I had to put my video on You Tube. Tahlia, I hope you can watch the video! Thank you for the birthday present. Pee ess...I gave you a kiss on the video.
It's called Rambo Birthday Gift 002 on case you can't find it.
G-Mom has a deadline for my book, so she's not going to be able to blog for me for awhile. She said Mr. Editor will get real mad if the book is not ready in 19 days. So she said she has to poop or get off the pot, whatever that means??? Humans are weird.
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