Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Don't Tell.

Psssst. It's me Midget. Please don't tell Rambo I am on his computer again. He may bite me!
Anyways...the story is....Rambo is not here because he went to Western Australia for his girlfriends birthday party. You all know Tahlia, Suzuki's sister. Well, that's his girlfriend! Can you believe he has a girlfriend?? After all these years of being a bachelor. He went out on one date and now they are a couple. Talk about moving fast. He must really like her!!
G-Mom drove Rambo to the airport cause Scruff picked him up in a private jet. Scruff must have some money to have his own jet! I hope Rambo has fun. I don't miss him cause I'm getting all the attention, he he he. (see Ram in the last seat?)
Guess what? I almost caught another lizard. It slipped out of my mouth, but I got the tail. See?
It ran away without a tail. Rambo would be so proud.
Our new friend Checkers gave us another award. That's 3 in one week!! Thanks Checkers!!
According to the rules of the Award, I'm supposed to tell you seven of my favorite things!
  1. That's easy. Lizards! I love catching lizards.
  2. Socks. I love socks.
  3. Playing bitey face with Rambo.
  4. Pretzels. I love to eat pretzels.
  5. Chewnola and Rollhide.
  6. Pooping in the house.
  7. Kissing my humans. I'm a good kisser.

Now I need to pass this along to 7 friends - I know that many of you already have this award so if you don't, feel free to accept on behalf of the party dawg Rambo and little ole me!

Whew! I'm beat! Nap time. love, Midget Molly

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Awards from Ziggy

Most of you know my cousin Pedro's big brother Ziggy Marley. Ziggy is a very cool dog and is the Top Dog in his dawg house. I like Ziggy alot, especially since he shares a dawg house with my cousin Pedro and their four nice humans. Ziggy gave me TWO awards. That's so pawsome! Thanks a zillion Ziggy. This is the first award. Neno's Award.

As a dedication for those who love blogging and love to encourage frienships through blogging. To seek the reason why we all love blogging. Put the award in one post as soon as you receive it. Don't forget to mention the person who gives you the award. Answer the Award's questions by writing the reason why you love blogging. Tag and distribute the Award to as many animals and/or humans you like.

Reason I love to blog:

  1. Let you know what I am up to.
  2. Keep track of what all my friends are up to. (I'm a nibby chi-wa)
  3. Have fun.
  4. Feel loved!

This is the second award. Proximidade Award.

This blog invests and believes in the PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships. These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement! Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this clever-written text into the body of their award.

I know that most of you have theses awards, but if you don't feel free to help yourself.

love, Rambo

Friday, April 24, 2009

Rambo's Temper Tantrum

Hi. Midget Molly here. My brother Rambo is too upset to blog. He's still very angry at the old lady for messing up his blog layout. He's been scratching at her leg for two days to get it fixed.
Hey, lay off bro! She's still trying to clean up her mess, so give her a break. Boys! Sometimes they can be so weird.
So, since I am in the spotlight, here goes! Whee!
The little human kid was over this week, and she tried to give me a kiss. OMD. Go away.
No way! I don't kiss humans kids. Yucky, sticky, yuk, yuk, yuk! I only kiss human adults like my Uncle Stevie. No more kissing please. Just leave me alone with the laundry. I love socks.
Hmmmmm. Socks.
Do you love socks too?
Rambo wants to apologize to all his friends for not visiting.
(Once he gets over his temper tamtrum he will stop by)

Sunday, April 19, 2009

My Love Life

As most of you know, I haven't had much luck in the LOVE department. I'm almost four years old and have never been on a date. I guess it's because I'm sort of shy, even though I might come across as a tuff guy. Being around girls make me nervous, that's for sure. Once, I hinted around to sweet Lorenza that I thought she was cute. And to Khyra too. I told her she had beautiful eyes.
I even wrote a letter to Cha Cha Walters.I told her she was the most beautiful dog I had ever seen. But I got no reply. What's wrong with me, I wondered. I'm not a bad looking dog. Maybe I am just not meant to be lucky in LOVE.
Until today! I went on a date yesterday with a beautiful girl. Her name is Tahlia. Most of you already know her. She's Suzuki's sister.She flew all the way from Australia just to be with me. Tell me that's not lucky.
Then we ate chicken dinner. She loves to eat too. Tell me that's not lucky too!
Then we sunbathed in the nude. She loves sunbathing too. Now tell me that's not LUCKY!
I think my lucks starting to change! Finally.
Thanks sweet Tahlia. I had a great time.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Scrub-A-Dub-Dub Two Dogs In A Tub

  • Scrub-a-dub-dub,
  • Two dogs in a tub.
  • And how do you think they got there?
  • G-Mom is mean,
  • She wanted us clean,
  • But G-Mom we really don't care!
Clean under my chin. and under my neck. And under my arms. Rinse. Hey......you forgot way down there? All done. Do I look happy?
Rubbing off on the rug.
Cutting Midget's nails.
Trying to jump out of the tub. He he.
Quick rinse.
That was enough to wear a dog out!
A little cologne and I'm ready for my date tomorrow with Tahlia, Suzuki's cute sister.
Later gator!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

WordFULL Wednesday.

The humans say "DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER".
Click on the video and you will see why!! http://talent.itv.com/videos/video/item_200081.htm
Same goes for us dogs~

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I don't know what this is, but I didn't do it. I swear!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Monday Headlines. No Easter Bunny.

Hi every doggie, kitty and hamster. I hope you had a good holiday. It was not a good Easter for me. The Easter Bunny hopped right over our dog house and we don't know why?? We're not bad dogs. Right? Wrong. Midget Molly's a good dog and I am NOT.
The Easter Bunny wasn't here, but a this guy was. We don't know what kind of bird it is, but it is new to the neighborhood. It must like the food.
You can click on it to get a closer look!
And look who else was here, at my dog house. The human kid.......and I tried to bite her hand. I got in big trouble!
I ran and hid under the table. He he he......I don't like her.We got Chewnola after chicken dinner. It wasn't from the Easter Bunny. It was from Petsmart. Midget's sniffing it out. Me too.Smells good. Hurry, give it to me!It smells yummy!Num Yummy.Num Yummy.
Pee Essss.....we had a nice burial for the dove.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Wednesday Pickle

Hi Everyone. It's me.....Midget Molly. I'm in a little bit of a pickle and I'll tell you why.
Well, this morning I was enjoying a crispy CheeZ-It...
and doing some sniffing around...
and Rambo was doing some birdie watching.
You know how G-Mom like to feed the birdies.
Anyhow....do you see that little dove sitting alone at the bottom of the feeder on the right?
You will never believe what happened to him! All of a sudden we heard a loud "BOOM" and ran outside to investigate.
Kerplunk! This is what we found.
We watched that poor little dove take it's last breath. OMD! I was horrified!
G-Mom put it in a plastic bag.
Here it sits on top of the A/C unit. If you look close you can see it's eye! Ewwww. Creepy.
This is what happened. Apparently, this guy has been swooping down at the birds on the feeders trying to get his next meal. G-Mom has seen it with her own eyes. Why didn't that big hawk pick on that nasty sneaky squirrel that steals the birdies food. Look, Mr. Hawk.......he's sitting right there waiting for you!
1. Do I make G-Pop bury the dove and give it a proper funeral??
2. Do I have G-Pop throw the dove over the hill and feed it to the hawk??
Rambo says it's only natural for Mr. Hawk to eat other birdies. I say why should I give that big hawk anything when it once tried to attack me. I'm not being selfish!
What do you think??
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