I Smell So Good.

Went to the dawg groomer today and got cleaned up. I smell so good I can't stand myself. My nails were cut, my ears were cleaned and the girl even cleaned my butt. Damn I'm so good looking and now I smell so good. I can hear the bitches howling my name...Ram...Ram, where are you handsome chi? I love my life. Wait until Sam the Ham smells me. He stinks so bad. He will be jealous.