We Love Our G-Pop

G-Pop was outside working on the pool and strained his back. He layed down on the dining room floor to make it feel better. That's when Midget Molly climbed up on his chest and lay down for a nap.

Then I went right by his legs and got nice and comfy.

See me in the back there with my little head sticking up? It looks like Midget's been drinking that silly water again. Waz up with those eyes?? he he

WE LOVE OUR G-POP:)

Det. Rambo Reporting: She's Back.

I put my Detective Rambo hat on and this is what I concluded based on the following:

1. Midget Molly was gone for the whole day.
2. She didn't look very well when she returned home. Hmmm. Maybe she was out drinking silly water all day. Nah....she doesn't have any money.

3. She couldn't open her eyes. Hmmm. Did she have lasik surgery? Negative, she doesn't have the money.
4. She was very tired and didn't even play with her new duckie. Hmmm. I'm stumped.
5. She's trying to lift her leg and show me something. Hmmmm. She has a boo boo. Did she get a new-turd???? Impossible. She's a girl. OOOOOOHHHH. She got spayed.

Detective Rambo reporting that Midget Molly got spayed. Today she is acting like her hyper self.

Cousin Pedro, you should be a detective!

Where's Midget?

As you can see, I am home alone today. Was I accidentally left home while my family went on vacation? Are Gangster Snakes and Gangster Johnny going to break into my house? No!!! I'm just joking, he he. But I am ALL alone today. G-Mom took Midget Molly somewhere and I have no idea where. The two of them left early this morning at 8 am. G-Mom put her in the car and drove off, then came back without her! I am sitting here wondering where she is. Do you think G-Mom took her to the retirement home in Temecula where Sam the Ham is? Maybe she took Midget to the dentist? No, I don't think so, cause when I go to the dentist I am home by 10am. Hmmmm. Maybe she went to the dog park? I think Midget's too young for the dog park.

I am getting worried about my sister. I miss her. Midget Molly....where did you go? I hope she didn't get lost in New York! He he, I'm funny.

The Dementor is Back

We peeked out the window this morning and look what we see. THE DEMENTOR! Can you see him? He's sitting right on our fence, looking for something to eat. He sat for a while, turning his head slowly from side to side, scanning for food. His sharp eyes won't miss a thing. But....guess what you meanie DEMENTOR?? We're in the house so you're not going to eat us today. Go hunt some stinky squirrel.

SCAT!!

Chow Time

Recipe for dinner.

1.. Put water and chicken in black metal thingy with handle. Turn on fire to medium. Don't touch!!

2. Watch it bubble.

3. Give the chicken a little flip over.

4. Watch this chicken turn brown. It's magic!

5. Remove from hot metal thingy. Slice it.

6. Dice it.

7. Toss gently with kibble.

Oh so YUMMY!

Muy Bueno!! Picked out all the good stuff. he he he. Get the leash. We have to GO right now, if you know what I mean.

A New Nest

Yesterday there was a big box at the front door when we got home. It was addressed to:

Rambo the Chihuahua

Chino Hills, CA 91709

G-Mom opened the box because the box was much bigger than me.

Lookie what I got! A new nest. I stepped in, did a few donuts, found a good spot and here I am. I love my new bed.

My Cousin's Birthday

Yesterday was my favorite cousin's 2nd birthday. So everyone stop by his blog and say Happy Birthday to Cousin Pedro!!

Take Us To Petsmart

Look what we got in the mail today from our new boxer dog friend Gucci! (and she's a cutie) A credit card. I think she is letting us borrow it, cause we're supposed to send it to some of our friends when we are done with it. So, we are begging G-Mom to take us to Petsmart so we can load up on all kinds of treats. When we are done shopping, we send it to my favorite cousin Pedro, my kitty kat friend JB, my feisty friends the Desert Pups, my aussie friend Charlie Daniels and my new friend Pacco. Fellow bloggers, these are the rules!

• Only five friends allowed.
• Four have to be dedicated followers of your blog.
• One has to be someone new or recently new to your blog and live in another part of the world.
• You must link back to whoever gave you the award.

Chihuahua Movie

You won't believe it? There's a movie coming out called Beverly Hills Chihuahua. And guess what? It's about a chihuahua who got lost in Mexico!! I can't believe that Walt Disney didn't call me to be the lead role, after all I was once lost in the woods in New Jersey. I know New Jersey is nothing like Mexico, but I was still LOST!! I have experience. Guess what else? There is also a GIRL chihuahua in the movie. She plays the lost dog. I can't believe this! I am so upset. G-Mom is so upset she can't talk about it. She thought that I would be the lead role in a movie about a lost chihuahua, based upon her book when it comes out "Rambo the chihuahua, lost in New Jersey. I told G-Mom she shouldn't take so long writing her book. It's been two years. Humans never learn.

Lazy Days of Summer

Have you ever had one of those days where you just don't feel like doing anything but sleep? Well, yesterday was one of those days. It was hot outside and the A/C was on and we were two lazy dogs. But G-Mom, she just couldn't leave us alone. She says we're tooo lazy. "Oh, what do we have here?" "Go away G-Mom, I'm not interested"

"Don't bring it closer, or else. I'm warning you."

" What is that? It doesn't smell good, but should I try it anyway?"

"No Midget, that's coffee, the humans drink it to perk up when they are feeling lazy. Trust me, you don't want it."

"No thank you G-Mom. We like being lazy. Peee uuuuuu!"