Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Yes, I am a thief. I stole Sam the Ham's big bone from inside his pen, when he wasn't looking of course!! He caught me though, as you can see from this picture. He looks like he wants it back or he wants to bite me. The door is closed so he can't come throught the glass and get me. I hope he doesn't tell anyone because I don't want to go to the dog pound. I wonder what the sentence is for stealing an old dawg's bone? Tomorrow is Halloween and I am still wondering if G-Mom is going to put that stupid rooster costume on me? I think I will hide under the bed. It's our secret so don't tell.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
I was home alone last night, again. I sat and listened to the radio all night. BORING!!! It's not even the Hound Dawg station, so I fell asleep on the ottoman waiting for them to come home. G-Mom and G-Pop dressed up like scary pirates and went to a Boo-Day party. I don't know what a Boo-Day party is but they were gone for a long time. Next time they go out I am going to invite some dawgs over and have a little Boo-Day party myself. I will invite Goliath, Zeus, Mr. Red, Nala and even Sara the barking maniac. Wouldn't that be kool?? I guess I will even let Sam the Ham in the house. I can't wait!! Here are some pictures....look how scary G-Pop looks.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
California is on fire and I'm scared. There is ash floating in the air and the smell of smoke is very strong. I don't see a fire, but you can tell one is close by. I am staying in my bed today I am so scared. I think Sam the Ham is scared too because he stayed in his dawg house all day. This is a picture of the sky yesterday. It was very eerie, a mixture of gray smoke and orange sun made the sky look a tinge pink. I thought it was the end of the world. Help. I don't want to burn alive!!
Monday, October 22, 2007
This is a picture of me saying goodbye to Stanley. Flat Stan the Man is leaving tomorrow. He is going back to his home in Marietta, Georgia. It was fun having him here, even if he is a quiet little guy. I will miss hanging with the Stan Man. Hey Stan, say hello to my cousins, Max, Natalie, Kenny and Nicky and tell them I love them, okay. And tell my Auntie Berenda to fatten you up, your kinda skinny. It was so windy here today I thought you were going to blow all the way back to Georgia. He he. Bye Bye Flat Stan.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
I had to go to the Vet again, this time for a couple of shots in my rear end. It hurt, but I didn't say anything because Flat Stanley was with me and I wanted him to think I was cool. Dana was there and G-Mom took a picture of me and Dana and Flat Stan the Man. There were some cats in the waiting room and they were chatting up a storm. Meow, meow, meow, meow...they were driving me crazy!! I wish someone would give then a shot right in the mouth. I am a clean and healthy dawg and ready for some sexy time with a beautiful chihuahua babe. Ruff, ruff, ruff, howl!
Friday, October 19, 2007
Meet my new friend. His name is Flat Stanley and he is visiting me from Georgia for a few days. He's good looking, but he doesn't bark. I think he might be deaf. He might know sign language because he keeps waving his hand at me. I think he likes me because he is always smiling. He likes to scratch my belly and take a nap with me. I like Flat Stanley...he's cool.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Dana took me to the doggy dentist again. He used that silver thing that scrapes all the junk off your teeth. Now my teeth are shiny and clean and I don't have doggy breath anymore. Wanna smell...hu..hu..hu.. I am now ready to kiss a beautiful female doggy all over the face..ruf..ruf..howl!!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
LOST DOG ALERT Lost Chihuahua ALERT Los Angeles, California Peanut Chihuahua Small (0 - 20 lbs) Gold/Yellow/Tan Male Last seen in: Los Angeles, California Hollywood center stores near Western & Hollywood Blvd area . More Info: http://dogdetective.com/dog-details.cfm?dogid=976506 G-Mom bought me a turkey leg and it gave me the farts. Dana said it smells like rotten eggs. Well, it was sure good going down so I down care that I have gas. Sam the Ham ate some too.. I wonder if it made him fart? We have dog flatulence...ha ha.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
I think G-Mom has gone crazy....she's lost her mind. She bought this Halloween costume for me and she thinks I am going to put it on and be paraded around the neighborhood like some ugly rooster. First of all, I don't like candy and second of all, I don't do Halloween. What is she thinking?? Dawgs don't do Halloween, especially us kool dawgs. I will absolutely NOT put this ugly rooster costume on...never, never, never. Did she buy a stupid Halloween costume for Sam the Ham? Of course not! Just me, the handsome little dawg. NOT FAIR. I will run away again before I wear that hideous rooster suit!!
Friday, October 5, 2007
Watch out, the alien is on the loose again. It's eyes are enlarged which means it has either gone mad or it is on the hunt for food. By the looks of it I would say that it is about to devour the prey it has caught. That poor little hairy dawg!!! I would definitely stay clear of it because when it is in this condition you cannot predict what it will do next. Where is the alien patrol?? Would someone please catch this thing and put it back in its pen before it gets hungry again. I don't want to go outside for a while, okay G-Mom?
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
The Alien is in the news again and this time its very bad. After being captured and put in jail (rehab) she escaped and was seen in a human's vehicle driving around LA with two hairy alien babies. I wonder if they are her alien babes? Then you see her trying so desperately to look like a human its not funny. She is growing hair on her very round alien head and it looks ridiculous. Plus, she can't decide which color her hair is, one day its brown, one day its blond. What a joke! Now to top things off, she is losing her hairy alien babes to some ape that escaped from "the Planet of the Apes" and is seen in LA too!! Now I understand why her alien babes are so hairy, an ape is their father. Oh what a crazy world we live in. I am glad I am a good looking chihuahua dawg!! WUFF WUFF