Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Rambo the Chihuahua Attacked.

It's me, Midget Molly reporting from the crime scene, where Rambo the chihuahua was attacked. This is the location where the attack took place. In the victims own yard! The following is an interview I did with the victim. (who happens to be my brother) "Rambo, tell us just what happened here today". "Well you see, G-Mom went out for a while and when she came home she let me, and you of course, outside to do our duty. I noticed something moving in the squirrel trap. Since I am a curious litte chi, I ran as fast as I could over to the trap and discovered the biggest stinkiest squirrel I had ever seen in my life. It was ginormous! "Anyway, I just couldn't believe my eyes. So, I had to investigate further. At first we just gave each other the evil eye, and then I had to get a little closer." "He was sniffing at me and I was sniffing at him, He smelled pretty bad. Suddenly, without warning, he lunged forward and attacked me. He dug his overgrown teeth right into my lip. I smelled his stinky squirrel breath........ooooooweeeee. He needs some Greenies. He wounded my lip and caused me to bleed. (this is me licking my injury) "I would like to press charges please". "But Rambo, the big squirrel got away. He pushed his way right out of the trap. He must be a very strong squirrel. Take my advice, don't mess with him".
"He got away huh?" Now I am in a bad mood".
It's me, Midget Molly again, signing off from the scene of the crime. Don't tell Rambo, but the ginormous squirrel really wasn't that big, but we'll just let him think it was.
Ohhh, what's this? This is much more fun.


Chef said...

Rambo. You should find that squirrel and sue the pants off him. What a mean squirrel to bite your little lip. If I ever meet up with him I'm gonnna ..... run!

Really, sorry you got bit. Hope you're healing ok.


Charlie Daniels said...

I am starting to wonder if it is very safe in your yard. Hawks yesterday and viscious Squirrels today. OMD!

I hope you lip gets better soon.



Lorenza said...

Hi, Rambo!
I was thinking the same as Charlie! Mean hawks and mean squirrels!
I hope your lip does not hurt too much!
Kisses and hugs

Jackson and Patrick said...

We love the interview MM. You look very professional with your microphone! Rambo - hopefully you make a full recovery so you can get your revenge!

Jackson and Patrick said...

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happy said...

Oh my, what a nasty squirrel! You'd better hunt him down, Rambo!

Pedro said...

Rambo & MM,

You guys are the best! Rambo, I hope your lip is ok. Tommy the yellow cat in my house once got bit on the lip by a mouse he caught. It was the funniest thing my mom had ever seen. Tommy was shaking his head back and forth but the mouse wouldn't let go so it was just swinging around. As Leah would say, "HA-larious"! You two must live in the wilderness with all that dangerous wildlife! I'm scared for you!


DANA said...


My poor little guy... We will all give you lots of kisses to make it better, Stupid squirrel... I am going to yell at him if he tries coming around you again!


Tuffy said...

Great interview MM. Sorry you got bitten Rambo. ((Hugs)) to you to make you feel better.

CoCo said...

Oh My doG, Rambo...first Dementors, now a stinky Squirrel! You must be exerting some smelly pheromone to attract all the crazy species of nature. Be careful!


Rob said...

Oh my, I have never heard of a squirrel attacking a chihuahua.

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