Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Petshotel aka The Slammer

This is the front of "the Slammer" where me and the little Midget will be held. It's called the Petshotel, but I call it "the Slammer' cause it is the slammer. You get shoved into a teeny little cell, so what else would you call it. We will be detained for three long days. I don't know about your dog house, but in my dog house, you don't have to do anything wrong to get thrown in the slammer. You can be as good as gold, and this is what you get. Jail. There's something wrong with the humans in my dog house. This is the prison warden. He will be watching us to make sure we don't escape. Don't let that big smile fool you, he's meaner than a grizzly bear looking for food. His name is Caesar. Caesar, as in the Dog Whisperer? Hey, is he the Dog Whisperer? I need to have a chat with him about my humans. They need help.
G-Mom and G-Pop are going to Santa Barbara. G-Mom said G-Pop works too hard and needs a rest. Yeh, right!! I heard them talking behind my back and they said something about wine tasting and the beach. They are big fakers.
I am going on strike! This is just not fair. I will be the baddest, meanest chihuahua when they get home. I'll fix them.


Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Oh geez... you are right. I don't care what they call it. It is the slammer. The big house. The hoosegow(is that Texas word for jail??) Anyway, we think your warden looks evil. NOT FAIR!!! hmmphh. FREE RAMBO!!!
Hugs & Hi 5s
Sunny & Scooter

Charlie Daniels said...

Is it wrong to say your warden looks a bit like a Chihuahua, so he can't be all bad! ;-)



Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Uh oh!
Rambo, if you lived in Dallas area, my mom will keep you as long as it needed. You don't have to be detained in the slammer, come stay with us, my house is a doggy paradise!
Let's plan a jailbreak, buddies!Please come visit me to share my happiness, I have to shout out loud my love, I'm deeply in love, buddy!

Raising Addie said...

Awww... I bet it wont be that bad.

I'm sure you will have friends to play with and get lots of treats!

Don't they even have doggie ice cream?


Lorenza said...

Hi, Rambo!
Even if Caesar has an evil smile I am sure he will take good care of you and Molly!
Be nice and give G-Mom and G-Dad some time to rest, ok?
Kisses and hugs

Ruby said...

Hi Rambo
I'm sorry you have to get locked up for a couple of days. I agree that you should be the most rotten doggy when you get home, Hopefully that plan won't backfire & put you back in the slammer.

Love Ruby

Deetz said...

Oh no, not jail? You know what jail did too PooPoo, JB's sister....it was ugly let me tell ya

Rambo's Mommy said...

It's ok Ram and Midge... at least you have eachother when it is all cold and dark in the cell!

I will give you plenty of love when you return!

♥ you

JB's Big World said...

I hope you get out of the slammer soom! Be careful.....PooPoo is still in....watch out for humans!

Katie and Gizmo said...

Hi Rambo, that's terrible. Are you sure you didn't do something wrong?
Jail for 3 days sounds a bit excessive. To us doggies that is like 10 days!
Can't your G mom hire you a babysitter?

Big Hugz


Woof Rambo,

Perhaps you should start a prison riot. Then the prison won't want you next time. Just get all of the other pups all riled up.

Desert Pups

Pedro said...


OMD, I am so sorry to hear you're being incarcerated again! I hope you're out on parole soon... I've never been in jail. My mom and dad go away alot but never together so I always stay home with one of them. It's kinda weird in my dawg house but that's how they do things...


Pedro said...

Oh and by the way, Caesar didn't fool me for one minute. I hope you bite him when he goes on a warden power trip! My mom said she had a HUGE black cat that weighed 24 pounds and his name was Caesar.


Anonymous said...

Hi Rambo,
I used to get thrown in the slammer too but not one that nice. My slammer is in my crummy vet's building. Good luck.

Poppy said...

Oh no, the slammer!!! Don't worry, your friends on The Outside will wait for you!


Pee Ess: That picture of you and Molly from last Sunday is great. Truly top-notch dog-stacking!

Jemma said...

Oh no, they're putting you in jail?! You must protest, Rambo! Tell them you'll be extra good and will stay in their suitcase...


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