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Thursday, October 9, 2008

MEN

G-Mom wanted to do something a little different...so she's posting this joke instead of rambling on and on and on about me and the little Midget. She's in a mood I guess. She thinks this is funny. Subject: Don't talk to the Parrot Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail you a check.''Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!' See - Men just don't listen!!

Someone sent her this video and she thought she would share it with you. She said she will never ride the train in China cause she's clausterphobic. She is gasping for air as we speak. I'm glad I am a dawg!

11 comments:

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

That is a funny one! Mom laughed out loud!

Barklove,
Rusty

Lorenza said...

Hi, Rambo!
Thanks for sharing both, the joke and the video!
The men in the video have a hard job!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

happy said...

LOL! That's one funny joke! Thanks for making us laugh!

BenTheRotti said...

Thats hilarious!! Blogger is acting up and we couldn't watch the viseo, we will pop back later and try again. Have a great weekend,

Ben xxxx

Jemma said...

Mum's heard the parrot joke before, but OH MY DOG, she said she would NOT be happy if she got pushed and squished into a train like that.

Love,
Jemma

Charlie Daniels said...

OK I wanna see what happens at the next train stop! ;-)

Cheers

Charlie

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Love the joke "Get him Spike", haha.
Wow, can't believe it really happening in China, I would have been crushed inside that crowd.
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Cheers!

Pedro said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Pedro

Katie and Gizmo said...

Lol, too funny. I'm a boy and I don't listen sometimes neither.

*Hugs&Licks*
Gizmo

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof Rambo

Too funny, Mom almost spit beer all over the place when she read it. Hope everything is going ok with you. Talk to you later.

Desert Pups

JB's Big World said...

That is a funny joke, ha ha!
My mom says she never wants to ride the train in China after seeing that video!
--JB

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