I don't really have a Valentine, just my best friend Sam. In fact I have never been with a girl dog. I am a virgin chihuahua. I dream about what it would be like to actually do it with a girl dog. The only thing I have ever humped is a human's leg or my best friend Sam's tail. I think I am a pretty good looking dog, but I will probably never be with a girl dog, so I will stay a depressed virgin chihuahua. Are there any other virgin chihuahua's out there? I wonder if I am the only unfortunate one. This is me and Sam.
Happy Valentine's Day anyway.