Rambo and DoDo

This is DoDo. G-Mom bought it for me for Christmas. We played with it today and I love DoDo because I can bite the crap out of him and he just lays there and takes it. DoDo is starting to fall apart because I love to play with it so much. Once Sam tried to take DoDo away from me and I ran and grabbed it and took DoDo inside. I can run faster than Sam.

I have another toy that I like to play with and I call it Philly. My aunt who lives in Georgia sent it to me for Christmas.

PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKYE!!

I was outside this morning sniffing around when I saw these things all over the hills behind my house. There are alot of them too. They weren't there yesterday. I don't know what they are but they smell pretty bad. They make loud noises too. I would like to get closer to them but I can't get out of the yard.

If I could get out of this yard I would go down there and see what they are up too. I would ask them what they are doing wondering around my neighborhood. I wonder if I should tell the nice dog Goliath. He is bigger than them and I bet he could boss them around. I bet they would be afraid of him!! I wonder if they would be afraid of me? I am one tough chihuahua.This is me running around the yard...they are so loud they are scaring me!!

Obedience Lessons and Clover.

This is me and Clover at our obedience class. She is a jack russel and she is one cool dog! She can jump real high, higher than me. She is a pretty hyper, I can't keep up with her. I wonder where she gets all that energy?? My G-Mom had a hard time getting a picture of her because she moves so fast. But she is still cool dog. She is moving to England in a few months and I will miss her because I have fun sniffing her at class.

Alien on the Move!!

Beware, it's on the loose again!! It is camouflaged in human clothes so watch out. It's got a nasty bald head just like all the other aliens in outer space. I don't know where it is...I hope it's not coming closer to where I live. It looks like it is talking to a human again. I guess the human is not scared. I would be scared if I got that close to it. I wonder why the human doesn't tackle it and capture it ? It's really weird!!

Alien on the Loose!!

Oh my God! There is a real live alien on the loose in California! I heard on the news that it was in Sherman Oaks and I hope it stays there. I'm afraid of it. I also heard that is was talking to humans. The humans were following it around and taking pictures of it. I wonder what it thinks?? I wonder if it is scared? It looks scared in this picture. I wonder how it got here? Did it's space ship vear off course? Are there more aliens to follow her? It's sooooo scary. A human better catch it before it does something really bad.

Rambo's Hunt for his Lady Friend.

I am still sad. I still have not found my belleza dulce. I have hunted the whole neighborhood and cannot smell her. This is a love poem to my lost love. When I think of you I think about your beautiful snout, it makes my bad day into a great one.When I here your bark I get a werid feeling in my stomach but a good one...When I think of your paw, I think of you scratching my belly and never stopping.When I think of your hot tongue touching mine I think how can I possibly have someone as great as you.Then I think about your heart beating next to mine saying it's only a matter of time until we find someone else.Although I may be cursed I have been blessed to have someone like youEven if we don't stay together forever I will never forget your love...

No Luck

I cannot find my belleza dulce! I just want to know her name!! I am depressed and lonely. I went out with my new coat last night and tried to find her. No luck! She may be a rich dog since she I saw her in a Louis Vuitton bag. I went to Pasadena since there are alot of rich dogs hanging around there. I did not find her. I just want to hide under my blanket and sleep all day! La vida huele!!

Got a new coat so I can go out and find my lady friend.

Here's a picture of me in my new coat. With my new coat I can go out and find my littlle chihuahua babe. I think I look pretty dapper in my new coat, don't you? I think she will find me irresistable. Tomorrow I am going to the groomer. They will get me ready, and I will look and smell my best. Where are you sweet one? I am looking for you!!

I Think I'm in Love!!

If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up everyday to the smell of your doggy breath in my face,the warmth of your tonque licking me,the touch of your paws on my fur,and the feel of your heart beating with mine...Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

My heart is going pitter patter. Who are you young beauty?

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Happy Valentine's Day to all the other Virgins out there.

I don't really have a Valentine, just my best friend Sam. In fact I have never been with a girl dog. I am a virgin chihuahua. I dream about what it would be like to actually do it with a girl dog. The only thing I have ever humped is a human's leg or my best friend Sam's tail. I think I am a pretty good looking dog, but I will probably never be with a girl dog, so I will stay a depressed virgin chihuahua. Are there any other virgin chihuahua's out there? I wonder if I am the only unfortunate one. This is me and Sam.

Happy Valentine's Day anyway.

Poor Anna Nicole!

All I can say is poor baby. Anna Nicole's life was so sad and now her death was so tragic. I wonder if she had a dog. If she does, I feel sorry for that dog as well because I am sure that dog will miss her alot.

Rest in peace Anna Nicole.

Rambo and the Nice Dog

This is a picture of my neighbor. His name is Goliath and he is the nice dog on the street. When I walk by his house he does not even bark at me. He is very big, maybe 100 times bigger than me. I am afraid of him. Sometimes my G-mom and I walk up to his pen and I growl at him and try to bite him, but he doesn't do anything back. Sometimes I think he is dumb. He could eat a little thing like me, if he wanted to.

I threw up this morning. It was yellow stuff and it tasted nasty. My G-mom thinks that I don't feel good, but I think it was that thing I ate this morning that was in the grass. I have no idea what it was, but it tasted good. Sam was barking at me because he wanted to play with me. We were not allowed to play on the grass because there is stuff all over it. Maybe we could go play over at Goliath's house!! Please G-mom, Please??