UnHappy Howloween

It was an UnHappy Howloween for me and Midget Molly. We woke up bright and early and went outside to do our usual sniffing around. G-Mom got excited because she saw this.

A rainbow.During the course of my sniffing I had an attack. I started to sneeze and I couldn't breath...I was gasping for air. G-Mom tried to force open my mouth so I could get oxygen, but it didn't work. My little body was heaving, working hard to catch my breath. What's happening to me? Am I going to die? I got so scared and so did G-Mom. She called the doggy doctor and took me in right away. Midget came along for the ride.

This is me on the way to the doc. Can you tell I'm scared?

This is me at the doctor's office getting weighed. The tech said I lost weight. I weigh ten pounds instead of ten pounds two ounces. I'm a husky chihuahua. (but still scared)

This is Dr. Gonzales. She's a nice lady, but she forced me to do things I don't like to do,. She stuck that cold stick up my hiney again! I don't like that Doc. The she put that cold stethoscope against my body and listened to my heart and lungs. Don't you know I don't like cold things?? She said I have a respiratory infection. Just then, Midget Molly started to sneeze. She was put on the table and

without her consent, poked and prodded too! She has a respiratory infection also. We were sent home with lots of yucky medicine and told we were not aloud to Trick or Treat. That's good news!! I was not about to put on that silly rooster costume again and parade around the neighborhood like some human. Now I don't have to. When we got home we smelled something good! Pizza!!

G-Mom felt sorry for us sick little chi-wa's, so she let us taste.

We love pizza.

Then look what she did to us!! She made us put on those silly costumes just to take a picture. Midgets a Bumble Bee.

Can you tell I am NOT happy?

For Dog's sake woman, can you let a sick dog alone?

HAPPY HOWLOWEEN TO ALL!!

Released, Mad then Sad.

The Midget and I were released yesterday after three long days in the slammer. We didn't like it at all. The prison warden forced us to play with the other inmates, and some of them were big and mean. A big, old bulldog tried to hump Midget...poor little chihuahua girl. We didn't have one visitor the whole time we were there. We waited and waited and waited for one of our humans to stop by, but no human showed. We were hoping for a cake with a little surprise in the middle, but that didn't happen. We were MAD! While we were incarcerated, this is where the G's were resting. So they said. This is the Simpson House Inn. This is where they stayed. It was built in 1874, so its an old house. They went wine tasting in Los Olivos.

They stopped at a beautiful park. It's the Alice Keck Memorial Garden.

And then they.......I am having a hard time even saying....I am embarassed by my humans....they played with other dogs?? Now we're really MAD.

They played with a fish too.

And a duck.

And another duck.

And a turtle.

Then something sad happened. They went to the beach and this is what they found. It' s called Arlington West and it's a Memorial to the US troops that have died in Iraq. Each cross bears the name of a dead friend or loved one.

Look at all the humans that have died for our country.

This human died when a car bomb exploded near dismantled patrol in Baghdad. We must never forget the true cost of the war!

So now we're not that MAD but a little SAD that all those humans died to protect our country.

Dog country.

The Petshotel aka The Slammer

This is the front of "the Slammer" where me and the little Midget will be held. It's called the Petshotel, but I call it "the Slammer' cause it is the slammer. You get shoved into a teeny little cell, so what else would you call it. We will be detained for three long days. I don't know about your dog house, but in my dog house, you don't have to do anything wrong to get thrown in the slammer. You can be as good as gold, and this is what you get. Jail. There's something wrong with the humans in my dog house. This is the prison warden. He will be watching us to make sure we don't escape. Don't let that big smile fool you, he's meaner than a grizzly bear looking for food. His name is Caesar. Caesar, as in the Dog Whisperer? Hey, is he the Dog Whisperer? I need to have a chat with him about my humans. They need help.

G-Mom and G-Pop are going to Santa Barbara. G-Mom said G-Pop works too hard and needs a rest. Yeh, right!! I heard them talking behind my back and they said something about wine tasting and the beach. They are big fakers.

I am going on strike! This is just not fair. I will be the baddest, meanest chihuahua when they get home. I'll fix them.

Guessing Game

It this Rambo when he was a puppy? Or is this Rambo when he was a puppy?

One of these puppies is Coco the teacup chihuahua! Can you guess which one??

This Ladybug Hug is from our new friend Coco. Isn't Coco sweet? She's new in town, so stop by and say hi.

I would like to give a Ladybug Hug to my best bud and cousin Pedro cause I love my cousin. Isn't he handsome? He looks like me too!

Silent Sunday

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Can you guess what I am thinking?

1. Where are you going NOW??
2. Can we play? PLEASE??
3. I just pooped on the rug.

Can you guess what I am thinking?

1. When is dinner? I'm hungry.
2. It is chow time yet?
3. Midget just pooped on the rug.

This is from our good friend Mango the Maltese kiddo. Thanks Mango. We love you.

GO

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G-Mom wanted to do something a little different...so she's posting this joke instead of rambling on and on and on about me and the little Midget. She's in a mood I guess. She thinks this is funny. Subject: Don't talk to the Parrot Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I'll mail you a check.''Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!' See - Men just don't listen!!

Someone sent her this video and she thought she would share it with you. She said she will never ride the train in China cause she's clausterphobic. She is gasping for air as we speak. I'm glad I am a dawg!

Wordless Wednesday

Human Baby Thief

Hi Everyone. It's me....Midget Molly. I am really really really really mad. The human baby was here on Sunday and guess what she did? She stole Gus. Gus is my stuffed goose. She just walked over to my toy box and stole Gus. She thinks this is funny, but it' not. I want Gus back right NOW. He's MINE!!

Hey! Where ya going?? Bring Gus back here right now!

I wonder if Gus misses me?