Rambo's Chihuahua Blog



Monday, June 8, 2009

When The Dog's Away...The Human's Play

Hey Everyone! Me and Midget are HOME!! Yep! We found our way home after we scaped from the slammer. We are now on the "MOST WANTED" list, so please don't tell anyone where we are, okay?
Let me tell you a little story. The day after G-Mom and G-Pop's left for their trip to New Jersey, Midget and I were arrested. The animal police accused Midget of lizardslaughter and me of birdslaughter and threw us in the Pets Prison. We told them we were innocent, but they said they had hard evidence against us. They didn't even allow us to make one phone call!! So we were stuck in the slammer and we barked all night long to drive the humans crazy.
G-Mom and G-Pop were having a good time in New Jersey. They went to a family reunion. They also went to Elmer Road in Vineland, the place where I was once lost. May 27th was the third anniversary of when I went missing.
Here's my "Lost Chihuahua" poster. The concrete plant where I hung out.The house I ran away from.And the farm field I wandered in.Here are the traps they used to try and catch me.Me sniffing the trap I was caught in. MMMMMMM...it still smells like Burger King triple whopper. This brings back memories. While the grand-humans were drinking homemade wine and eating cheese steaks and Tasty Kakes, Midget and I scaped from that nasty prison and were on the run. They still didn't know what had happened to Midget and me. From New Jersey, G-Pop went home and G-Mom went to Lost Wages. Midget and I were on the run fighting for our lives.I'm ashamed to say...while we were dying of hunger and thirst, G-Mom lounged by the pool...and hung out with cousin Pedro's Mom and JB's Mom. I can't believe my eyes. Mom and Leah too??? This makes me so mad.Look at them all smiley while me and Midget are in such termoil. MOM??? Alysha too???? Oh Mom.....how could you?? Hey, is that silly water?? Mom....you have some splaining to do.Clueless to what these two are up to...but they are having too much fun. I am soooooooooooooo MAD!!!! (and I am going to tell my cousin Pedro on you)Midget and I ran all the way home to Chino Hills. It took us four days to get there and we were dehydrated and starving, but we made it home just in time for my 4th birthday!! I got a cheese burger. Yummy. Have you ever tasted prison food? It's yuck in a bowl. Eyeing it up.The sweet smell of meat.I ate it so fast I almost choked. I got a yummy cake.We lit the candles to sing Happy Barkday to me!Not too close G-Mom. Our eyelashes will burn.We all blew out the candles. I cut my cake.Hmm. Somethings wrong. I didn't feel like eating my cake.Midget took a teeny weeny lick.......that's strange.
Ut Oh! The next day I woke up and I was sick. I must have caught something at the Pets Prison.
Now I have to take an antibiotic.
Do I have too???
Not so bad. Now Midget's sick too.
To finish my story, Midget did kill Lenny Lizard, but she claims she went temporarily insane cause Lenny was driving her crazy. As for me, I did kill Spunky Sparrow but it wasn't intentional. Spunky fell out of the plant and landed on the ground right next to me. He started hopping around like a chicken with out and head and I went over to help him and he tried to bite me. I killed Spunky in self defense. G-Mom told us that we have to do animality service for ten days to make it up to the lizard and bird communites. We're sorry Lenny and Spunky. Rest in peace. Now all I do is lay around and hug my little heart bear and think of my girl Tahlia. I haven't spoken to her in two weeks. I miss her. Oh Midget. Did you have to steal my most precious bear??? Can a dog catch a break around here!?????

34 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

WOW!

That was khwite the khrosskhountry adventure!

I'm glad woo are home!
Tank woo fur sharing all those hot vegas show gals!

I think I need a nap!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Mom says

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMQBGntlbyg

Brownie said...

Wow! You had such an incwedible adventure!

Twix said...

Goodness! I'm so glad you made it home safe...sorry you got sick. Hope both of you feel better soon! ~Twix

Lorenza said...

Hi, Rambo!
Happy Birthday! Glad you had a nice party to celebrate!
Sounds like everyone had a great time!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Bijou said...

Hi Rambo,

Happy birthday! I'm so very happy you two are home safe. I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Get better soon 'kay? We all knew there was a perfectly good reason for the killings. Tell Midget 'hi' for us.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Suzuki said...

MY LOVE! You are home safe, I am so happy :)
There is a birthday package on its way to you. Hopefully it should arrive by Friday.
Did you hear that Suzuki & Checkers got engaged?
Tahlia xxx

Lucia said...

Ciao il mio piccolo amico!

Buon compleanno, dolce ragazzo! I am sooooo glad you and Midgey are home now and that your barkday celebration included la squisita torta! But ... I am very sorry to hear that you and Midgey are not feeling well, and I hope you both are better soon. Mwahh!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

The OP Pack said...

You two sure had quite an adventurous run for it. Sorry you are feeling poorly but happy barkday - did they save you some cake?

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Joey said...

Hi Rambo! Oh my gosh! We can hardly keep up with your adventures! We're glad you weren't lost forever when you got lost - how scary! It looks like the humans had a great time on their trip - everyone looks great! And happy birthday! But we're sorry you're sick and we hope you feel better soon.

See ya!
Joey and Zeke

JB's Big World said...

Oh my gosh! You have been through so much, the two of you! I am sure glad you got barkday cake. Happy Barkday to you, Ram! I sure hope you did not burn your furs or eyelashes!
I was over here with Chester still trying to do my investigation and now I see you are way ahead of me! I can't believe our moms took off and left us for Lost Wages! The nerve!
--JB

Deetz said...

Oh My Lord! I had no idea the trauma you went through, being lost and roaming around all alone. I am so glad you were found. It makes me shiver just thinkin about it.
All those women together, gathered in one place, and especially Vegas of all places...ummm, I think maybe you should check cuz they are probably running from the law themselves. You know, people do crazy things in that town....They probably have a crimimimal record now too.
I am sorry you are sicky, please get better really quick, okay? That lizard probably deserved it.
Sharkie tried to drown a toad this morning in his pool..what is the world coming too.
Deetzy

Fred said...

What a great adventure and a great birthday! Glad you had a good one, and you are home (shh) now. ;)

Sharon said...

Wow what a lot of updates!! It looks like Gmom and all the girls had a great time. And your hamburger looks delicious!! Happy birthday, buddy!

S and D

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Rambo
We are glad you are home safe and sound.
Hope you and MM are feeling better soon.
Happy Birthday. We are asking for burgers for our next birthday.
Hugs.
Love Ruby & Penny

Abby said...

Hi, Rambo...

My Goodness...What an adventure...

I'm glad you are all home safe & you guys got parolled...

Abby xxxooo

happy said...

Wow, what an adventure! Happy belated barkday!

Sarah said...

Wow - it looks like everyone had an adventure! We are glad you made it home safe and happy late birthday!

CoCo said...

Wow, that was one yummy cake!

Happy, happy to you!!!

Hugs,
CoCo

Sunshine and Mud Puddles said...

Happy barkday Rambo!
I have a new blog now; please come meet my new brother! If you would like to link to me, can you please list me as "Sunshine and Mud Puddles"? Thanks!
Sorry to be gone so long, I will catch up soon!
Love Clover xo

Pedro said...

Ram,

Haha! My mom says she looks so F-A-T in those pictures! Serves her right for leaving me for so long! I don't let her get out of my sight for one minute now! You sure did have some adventures. Happy 4th Birthday too!!!

Pedro

Daniel said...

Hi Rambo,

My name's Daniel and I work for PETCO. I was doing some research on Chihuahuas and stumbled across your blog. You have some awesome pictures. I love the "Chihuahua Cheeseburger trap." That's brilliant.

Anyway, I just posted on our blog about the upcoming Chihuahua races. I'm not sure if there is a race near you but if there is, you should come out and run. I'm sure you would do great. http://www.petcoscoop.com/2009/06/chihuahua-races-are-coming/

Thanks.

-Daniel

Twix said...

Hey, thanks for comin over to my place. Yes, I was named after the candy bar. I have a post on my blog about it: http://awienerdogblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/whats-in-name.html ~Twix

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Rambo,
I read your post today with all excitement, my adrenaline rush to the peak!
Rambo the explorer
Rambo the survivor!
Rambo the terminator!
Rambo the fugitive!
Rambo the lover!
Happy Birthday Rambo the favorite friend of mine, I love you more than you know.
I also love so much 5 Misses Lost Wages, they're adorable.
Was the picture taken before or after the Casino visit, hehe!
Please e-mail me your addie to vx163@yahoo.com, love ya lot!

Chef said...

Hey Rambo, are those Eiffel Tower glasses they're drinking from? Did they stay at the Paris Hotel in Vegas? My parents were there a couple of years ago and they loved it!

Anyway, thank goodness you're both home and safe. I tried to get to you to help you break out of jail but I wasn't allowed to leave the house.

Happy Birthday, Ram!

xox
Chef

Noir in Texas said...

I don't like you got sick! But I loved your adventure! I'm a cat--yet I think you're a nice lookin' little dog. I bet I weigh more. :)

Noir in Texas

Hana said...

We saw JB's post about Lost Wages and came to visit your blog. Why can't our parents take us with them on vacation? I mean, afterall, the parents wouldn't have gotten to know each other had it not been for US and our blogging!

My Mom met JB's Mom back in October. Was this your Mom's first blogging meet up?

Huskee and Hershey said...

OMdoG... you killed a sparrow?? Midget Molly killed a lizard?? Cool.... (My mom wants to know if Molly can come and stay with us for a while cos mom is terrified of lizards and there's one which is lurking around behind her plants and giving her the shock of her life whenever she tries and water the plant).

Coco - The Princess said...

im sorry you two got sick, but im glad you got home safe.

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

Pedro said...

Ram,

Get out of town! Your book is almost here???? You KNOW my mom and I want to buy one, personally autographed by you and your G-mom! Can't wait!

Pedro

Amber-Mae said...

Wowee! What an adventure you had Midget! That cake looked sooo yummy. Oh, you should have taken your medicine 1st & then eat cake to take away the awful taste.

Smoochies,
Solid Gold "Actress"

Ziggy said...

Hey Ram and MM,

Looks like you two have had a lot going on lately! I'm so glad you are home and that your G-mom is too! I hope you had a happy birthday, sorry you have to take medicine now. I hope you feel better soon and that MM stops stealing your toys!

Happy Trails
Ziggy & Jess

Katie and Gizmo said...

Goodness so much has happened to you two I'm glad you are both ok.

Sorry I missed your barkday Rambo, that cake looked really yummy. Such a shame you were too sick to eat it.

Hugz & Lickz
Gizmo

Rick said...

Some people say or are skeptical to the buzz that chihuahuas are not smart enough nevertheless I'm in totally disapproval with that because as far as I'm concern my chihuahua was the smartest dog ever seen on earth. As a matter of fact whenever I went to the pharmacy for some pharmaceutic products like some aspirins and my medicament of Viagra Online he always brought the little shopping bag with his teeth.

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