Rambo and Midget Molly were arrrested on the evening of May 20th for participating in suspicious activites. We received information from Pets Prison that Rambo was being held for birdslaughter and Midget Molly was being detained for lizardslaughter. You heard me right! These two chihuahua's are dangerous!
The Pets Prison has sent us these photos related to the crimes.
Evidence of crime:
Rambo the chihuahua: Case #bow-wow 0605.
The location where Spunky Sparrow was last seen alive.
Photo #2. Evidence that Spunky Sparrow lived in the plant.Photo #3. The victim...Spunky Sparrow's son.....name unknown. There is also a photo of the accused with Spunky Sparrow's un-named son in his mouth, but it is too graphic to display. Moving on.
Evidence of crime: Midget Molly the chihuahua: Case # ruff-ruff 0302.
Photo #1. The dead victim...Lenny Lizard.
The accused.....making sure the victim is dead.Photo #3
Hmmm. An accomplice??
If you have any information as to the location of these two dangerous dogs, please call your local authorities or call the K.D.O.G. hotline at 1-800-LUV-KDOG. I repeat that's 1-800-LUV-KDOG.
This is K.D.O.G. Chino Hills signing out.