Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Thursday, June 4, 2009

K.D.O.G. Breaking News......Prisoners Escaped.

Goodmorning Chino Hills. This is K.D.O.G. News with a breaking story. We have just learned that the two chihuahua's that were arrested on May 20, 2009 Rambo and Midget Molly have escaped from Pets Prison early this morning.

They were caught on video during their escape. It appears they have jumped the six foot fence of the Pets Prison and are now roaming the hills looking for a safe place to hide.

Rambo and Midget Molly were arrrested on the evening of May 20th for participating in suspicious activites. We received information from Pets Prison that Rambo was being held for birdslaughter and Midget Molly was being detained for lizardslaughter. You heard me right! These two chihuahua's are dangerous!

The Pets Prison has sent us these photos related to the crimes.

Evidence of crime:

Rambo the chihuahua: Case #bow-wow 0605.

Photo #1.

The location where Spunky Sparrow was last seen alive.

Photo #2. Evidence that Spunky Sparrow lived in the plant.Photo #3. The victim...Spunky Sparrow's son.....name unknown. There is also a photo of the accused with Spunky Sparrow's un-named son in his mouth, but it is too graphic to display. Moving on.

Evidence of crime: Midget Molly the chihuahua: Case # ruff-ruff 0302.

Photo #1. The dead victim...Lenny Lizard.

Photo #2.

The accused.....making sure the victim is dead.Photo #3

Hmmm. An accomplice??

If you have any information as to the location of these two dangerous dogs, please call your local authorities or call the K.D.O.G. hotline at 1-800-LUV-KDOG. I repeat that's 1-800-LUV-KDOG.

This is K.D.O.G. Chino Hills signing out.


Anonymous said...

What's next!?? Dogs being arrested and thrown in prison for protecting their property from squirrels? This is an outrage!!! That bird and lizard were trespassing on private property. Rambo and Midget Molly have been unfairly incarcerated and now they're on the lamb. Rambo, Midget Molly - if you're reading this, please contact me. I will give you asylum for as long as you need it. BTW, how ARE you at chasing squirrels away????

Bijou said...

Oh no! I knew there was good reason to be worried about you two. I hope a kind,understanding hooman steps in and helps you two out of this mess.

Maybe if you turn yourselves in and promise to reform, you'll get probabtion.

Wags & wiggles,

Kimberly said...

this is hilarious :)
Bell thinks it's great they escaped. She would have helped them if she was there - she LOVES TO CHASE MOSQUITO HAWKS AND FLIES. So Lizards and birds must be delish!
good job criminals :)
high five

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Rambo & MM
We're glad you've managed to escape. We hope your safe. Keep us updated.
Love Ruby & Penny

JB's Big World said...

I just don't know what to say. Those look like some of my friends from Big World. Who knew chihuahuas could be so brutal! I just don't know. Ram, maybe you and MM need to go to rehab or something, to deal with you aggression issues?

Checkers said...

oh my - this is a terrible situation you two are in.

Abby said...

Hi, Rambo & Molly...

I think this just wrong...You were just protecting your property...

I have a shed outside my garage that I will hide you in if you can make it to New York...

Abby xxxooo

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I guess their neighbour's khoyote pal had better start worrying!

If he sees what they are khapable of, he'll SOOOOO stay away!


Lorenza said...

OMD! Those two are really dangerous!
I will keep mye eyes open in case is see them!
Kisses and hugs

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Rambo, wherever you are!

See ya!
Joey and Zeke

Suzuki said...

Rambo baby! If you read this, head fur OZ! I will help you hide out :)
Where should I send your birthday present to if you are on the run?
Happy Birthday Rambo my love, I wish I could be there with you, wherevfur you are...
Tahlia xxx

Ruby and Penny said...

Happy Birthday Rambo!!

Love Ruby & Penny

Thor said...

Happy Birthday Rambo!!!!


Lacy said...

w00fs, me will b on look out fur those 2 pups...and happy barkday Rambo..get lots of pets and treats...and have many many more..

b safe,

Lucia said...

Ciao miei amici!

Hmmm ... if I ever need a bodyguard, I know exactly whichdoggies I'm going to call....!!!

Are you sure you two aren't part terrier??

Tanti baci e abbracci!!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, no, cold blooded killers have escaped. We hope they didn't escape into Georgia. But we'll be on the lookout.

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Oh no! More to worry about, we bet the tree rats sent those 2 comicazis in on purpose, to test how secure the grounds were!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Pedro said...

Run Rambo run! Bird slaughter is a serious crime in some parts of the country. The cats in my back yard are natural born killers but they're too slippery for the authorities to catch. I'll let you hide out at my dawg house! There's plenty of room cause my mom and Leah still aren't home! My dad says they're coming home tonight but I'll believe it when I see it. I think it's pretty funny that dawgs and cats actually think our moms jumped out of a plane!!!!!


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