Midget and I are being sent to the slammer again.
We have no idea what we did to deserve this kind of treatment. Hey, aren't we supposed to get a trial before we get sent to jail?? We didn't. How is prison without trial justified?? Only terrorists get prison without a trial. Hmmmm. I don't remember terrorizing any human or dog. Well, maybe Midget, but she doesn't count, right? I'm supposed to terrorize my sister.
This dog looks like it could be a terrorist.
Look at us. Do we look like terrorists to you?