Rambo's Chihuahua Blog



Saturday, January 31, 2009

The Gigantic Turd

This post is about Poop.
This morning when I got up I went outside to do my normal business. I shot some pee mails and then made my morning turd. G-Mom usually follows me with the pooper scooper and picks it up right away. The "old lady" is anile that way. She doesn't ever let the steam from my turd resonate through the air or the grass on the ground enjoy the warmth of my morning turd. Until today. She went with the pooper scooper to pick it up and broke down in a laugh. She was pointing at my fresh disposal and called me over to see. "What's so funny about my turd" I thought. I think the old lady is losing her mind. Low and behold, before my own eyes, laying there lifeless on the grass was the biggest darn turd I ever made. It was a nicely steaming six incher. G-Mom said "Ram, you broke the turd record. This is the biggest darn turd you ever made". This is what my morning logger usually looks like. But today it was this big.

Tomorrow I am going to shoot for a seven!!

On a sweeter note, this is my good friend Happy.

Last week Happy sent me this award. She is soooo sweet. Thank you Happy!

The award states: "This blog invests and believes in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships!" In other words, blogs that receive this award "are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. {In doggie words it means that bloggers that receive this award are really cool!!}

Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award."

I would like to pass this onto to all my friends cause they are really cool, however I have to choose eight so here goes.

First and foremost my cousin Pedro cause he's my dawg. Then, my best kitty JB, sweet Lorenza, funny T-Bone Beasely, teeny weeny Coco , a genuine Ruby, adorable Abby and one of my new friends Tibby.

Congratulations!

23 comments:

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

I'm barkless! I can never break that 6" record! You're my hero, Rambo!
Congrats on the Award! You deserve another award for that impressive 6" turd! Muahhhh!

Abby said...

Hi, Rambo...

Congratulations...That's sooo funny...

We are celebrating a turd at our house today, too...Rosco was very sick & has a blockage & had surgery this week...Today, he made his first real turd since his surgery...His Mom called My Mom at work to tell her...They were soooo excited...

Congrats on your Award & Thanks for passing it on to me...

Abby xxxooo

Ruby said...

Hi Rambo
What a massive turd. I'm impressed. I'm gonna play tomorrow and see if I can break a record.
Congrats on your award, and thank you for passing it to me.
Love Ruby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Rambo!
OMD! What a record! Impressive!
Congratulations on your award and thanks for giving it to me!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

JB's Big World said...

Oh Rambo, that is a big huge turd alright. Maybe you could use some of my new corn litter next time for the 7??
Am I really your best kitty friend? Thanks for that! Congrats on your award and thanks for passing it to me!
--JB

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I think there is a saying about large things khoming from small pakhakges!

Khongrats on the turd and on your award!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Coco said...

Thanks Cousin Rambo! oh...adn good job on the mega poobles! ive got to come up with a turd award for that one!

Tail wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco - The Princess

Amber-Mae said...

Wowee!!! That is really really long! Chlow have broken the record for pooping out at least close to 20 inches long twirly ice-cream like steaming dung! Woah!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We are so proud of you. What a log..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Katie and Gizmo said...

Wow Rambo that was a big turd. How on earth could something that big come out of lil old you!

I will have to try and see if I can break your record, I doubt it though.

Hugz
Gizmo

Bae Bae said...

Woh.. Congrates on breaking that record Rambo. hee hee

~ Bae

Suzuki said...

Hi Rambo
It is nice to meet you. Thank you for stopping by and sending the love for Jimmy Rabbit. Mum is much better today but Dad is still furry upset :( Mum will be doing a post in the next couple of days to thank all of our friends for honouring Jimmy Rabbit.
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Pedro said...

Ram,

Thanks for the award! Woo hoo! You are definitely the dawg! What a doo you did. Damn! Good job :P

Pedro

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You need to come with the lake with us so you can smell all the great smells there..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

CoCo said...

Turd measurements...that is funny! I have to make sure my Daddy recognizes my turd because there are three of us doggies here in my household, so I don't want to be accused if Susie or Duke poop inside.

Hugs,
Coco

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We're not sure that little one is getting to be pretty fast. She can jump higher than either of us..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

Wow Rambo, that's like a monster turd! Good going! You know you've done good when you can get the humans to take a picture of turds. Mom took a picture of one of Riley's turds that was sticking straight up into the air.

That bug you were chashing looked a little scary, like an earwig here only bigger! Do they pinch?

Barklove,
Rusty

Chef said...

You go, RAM-BO!! If this keeps up, yours will be bigger than mine, and let me tell you, mine are man size!

xoxo
Chef

the 4 Bs said...

good for you, Rambo. that's a great looking poop! your mom must be feeding you some terrific dog food!

woofs.

Eduardo said...

OMD Thats one big turd dude, CONGRATS!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We wish you could come over and play. It might be quite a long walk though...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

happy said...

That's quite a turd hehe...You certainly deserve the lovley award!

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