The Gigantic Turd

This post is about Poop.

This morning when I got up I went outside to do my normal business. I shot some pee mails and then made my morning turd. G-Mom usually follows me with the pooper scooper and picks it up right away. The "old lady" is anile that way. She doesn't ever let the steam from my turd resonate through the air or the grass on the ground enjoy the warmth of my morning turd. Until today. She went with the pooper scooper to pick it up and broke down in a laugh. She was pointing at my fresh disposal and called me over to see. "What's so funny about my turd" I thought. I think the old lady is losing her mind. Low and behold, before my own eyes, laying there lifeless on the grass was the biggest darn turd I ever made. It was a nicely steaming six incher. G-Mom said "Ram, you broke the turd record. This is the biggest darn turd you ever made". This is what my morning logger usually looks like. But today it was this big.

Tomorrow I am going to shoot for a seven!!

On a sweeter note, this is my good friend Happy.

Last week Happy sent me this award. She is soooo sweet. Thank you Happy!

The award states: "This blog invests and believes in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships!" In other words, blogs that receive this award "are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. {In doggie words it means that bloggers that receive this award are really cool!!}

Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award."

I would like to pass this onto to all my friends cause they are really cool, however I have to choose eight so here goes.

First and foremost my cousin Pedro cause he's my dawg. Then, my best kitty JB, sweet Lorenza, funny T-Bone Beasely, teeny weeny Coco , a genuine Ruby, adorable Abby and one of my new friends Tibby.

Congratulations!

Wordless Wednesday

It's Not A Dog's World.

Midget and I have finally been released from the slammer. We were let out on good behavior.. Here's our pawgress report.

The prison warden said I was sweet and cuddly.

He said that Midget Molly was cute when she was with me. He he he.....they liked me better.

Our humans have become big liars. Especially the "old lady". They were supposed to be resting in Florida. I found out that they went to see the Florida manatees. (you can learn more by clicking on manatees) I have never seen a manatee. Have you? They went to a beautiful park called Blue Spring State Park.

This is where the manatees stop and pose for pictures.

This fish swam by and posed for a picture too.

And so did Buster. Buster is my cousin. I have never met him.

Back at my great grandparents house, these miniature horses posed for some photos. This is

Valentine. I have never met Valentine.

And Shorty.

And Empress.

This is a horse enjoying his lunch. I have never met a horse.

Or seen a spanish moss tree.

Or the beach. Have you?

Sometimes its not a dog's world.

Slammer Time

Midget and I are being sent to the slammer again.

We have no idea what we did to deserve this kind of treatment. Hey, aren't we supposed to get a trial before we get sent to jail?? We didn't. How is prison without trial justified?? Only terrorists get prison without a trial. Hmmmm. I don't remember terrorizing any human or dog. Well, maybe Midget, but she doesn't count, right? I'm supposed to terrorize my sister.

This dog looks like it could be a terrorist.

Look at us. Do we look like terrorists to you?

Pee Ess. We won't be released until January 22 in case you want to visit us in jail. Please bring cake with surprise inside.

Rest In Peace Poo Poo

To JB's sister and my friend Poo Poo, who left us suddenly today.

A cat is such a special friend,

A comfort through your days.

Clever and frisky,yet gentle and soft,

Unique in many ways.

The silly things they often do,

Bring a smile to your face,

And so to Poo Poo I dedicate,

My 'Rambo the chihuahua' blog space.

REST IN PEACE DEAR POO POO. WE WILL MISS YOU!

Sunday Stinks.

It's Sunday. A day of rest. Being a couch potato. Catching up on some zzzzzzzzzzzzz's. 10:00 am. The tube comes on. Oh no! Football.

1:30 pm. More football.

6:30 pm. Now basketball.

No one's watching me, for sure!

Asta la vista. I'm going upstairs to the big bed.

I'm out of here too.

We hate Sunday.

Pedro the Chi!

I have to apologize for the old lady again. That's twice in one week G-Mom!! The past two days she has had an exploding headache. She feels like this. But this post is not about her again. It's about me...and a surprise me and Midget got in the mail.It was from my cousin Pedro. Isn't he handsome? He is one of the coolest dogs I know. The old lady went to get the mail and came running in the house with a package. It was for me. Here I am doing the regular inspection.....sniff....sniff.....sniff. There was a note inside. G-Pop helped open the package. It's a Christmas present.....sniff...sniff....sniff. Smells good. OMD.....a little green stuffie! And a green Puppia harness. Pedro....how did you know that green in my favorite color? I don't think it goes there G-Pop! (some humans are dumb) And something for Midget. An orange Puppia harness. And her own little stuffie. She loves it. Look at her. She stole my stuffie. Thief. Don't worry Pedro. I only let her test it out, and then that stuffie is mine. Thank you cousin Pedro! You made our day! love, Rambo & Midget Molly