Tuesday, December 2, 2008
G-Mom is sad today. I asked her why she is so sad and she said "Sweet Rambo, you wouldn't understand. It's a "human" thing." Hmmm. I don't know why she thinks I wouldn't understand this "human" thing, after all, I myself have been sad. Yes, tuff Rambo the chihuahua has on occasion been sad. The first time I was sad was when I got my new-turd. It hurt like the ravages of hell and I cried all night. (like a human baby) I was sad. Then once, a squirrel attacked me and chewed a hole in my lip. That hurt somewhat like hell, my pride was damaged and I was sad. When Midget went to get her innards removed, I was all alone all day and very, very sad. (not really, but I'm just trying to seem sympathetic) When I am sent away to the slammer, AKA PetsHotel, I am extremely angry that I have to stay in a little cage, against my will, bored out of my skull with lots of females doggies that won't kiss me because I have fear aggression, that makes me SO SAD. So you see G-Mom, I would understand your "human" thing. What is it you say? G-Mom said she is sad because she has not seen her human grandbaby Jade in almost seven weeks. December 2nd was her second birthday. This is her picture the last time we saw her in October. (she's got her hands on my Gus again) To make a long sad story short, Jade's mama will not let our family see her, including baby Jade's daddy, my Uncle Stevie. Jade's mama and daddy split up and Jade's mama is very bitter. She is holding Jade ransom until Uncle Stevie pays more child support. We don't get to see Jade because of MONEY??? I'd say that's one silly human. G-Mom says Jade's mama is a heartless, selfish and spiteful human (and a few other #$%&* words). How dare she keep Jade from us, and especially her Daddy. Shame on you Jade's mama. Jade, wherever you are... WE ALL LOVE YOU! HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY SWEET GIRL!! Humans! Maybe I don't understand some of them, but I do understand my G-Mom. So Sad. Rambo's G-Mom here. Sorry about Rambo's rantings, but he can see that this situation makes me extremely unhappy. I asked him not to post my problems on his blog, but he said he had to because when G-Mom's not happy, we're all not happy. He's a sweet little dog......isn't he? I love you Rambo.....you too Midget...and don't worry, Jade will be back soon.