What's Wrong With The Sun????

The sun has been crying all week. It has not cried this much as long as I have been alive. I wonder what is wrong with it? It has to be very sad, don't you think? I don't like it when the sun cries. I like it when the sun smiles and I get to play outside. Please come back sunshine.

The Doe Doe's

LOOK HERE. I got a new toy, another Doe Doe!! Its a girl Doe Doe and now I have two Doe Does. The old Doe Doe has something wrong or maybe he is sick. This white fuzzy stuff comes out of the tip of his nose......oh oh, maybe he has a cold!! I hope he's not contageous. Well, enough about Doe Doe. Look how handsome I am? I have to be the cutest chi around.

Chi White Teeth!

I went to the dentist yesterday. I was shaking like a leaf the whole time. I do not like the dentist, because he is at the vet's office and I don't like the vet's office. Bad things happen at the vet's office. You get things shoved down your throat and things shoved up your hiney. Then they put things on your fur that hurt and things in your ears. It's too scary. That's why I don't like the vet's office. Can you blame me? By the way, the dentist said I have some mild build up on my teeth. What the hell does that mean? I saw a picture of Cha Cha today on television. I sent her an email and she never wrote back. I only wanted one date with her, he he he. She would be howling for more after one date with this handsome chi. I would rock her world.

Confused Alien

Listen to this~ The alien we have seen running around the streets of LA has been heard speaking with a british accent. Do you think maybe its from Great Britain and has been using an American accent all along? It is one confusing alien that's for sure. I think it has mental problems this alien does. I think it is going nuts because it has lost its alien babies.

Bummed Out.

Well, I got kicked off Dogspace.com. Not because I was a bad dawg, but because I told all the other dawgs on dogspace about my chihuahua blog. How dog dumb is that? I was only trying to get a little attention and maybe find a mate. Geez. Is that too much to ask for, a date? What's a dog to do to get any attention around here? Jump through hoops?? I think I'll go hump Sam the Ham cause that's the only kind of attention I can get.

Dog Space

I joined a new website today. It's called dogspace.It's like myspace, the one for humans. Why should humans get to have all the fun? I want to have fun too. Maybe I will find my sweet girl chi on dogspace. I'll keep my paws crossed.

A Male Alien. EEEWWWW!!

Look how the male alien on the right tries to copy the look of a real human. Shame on him! I hope they put this ugly alien in the slammer where he belongs. Or send him back to whatever planet he came from. Put him on his alien ship and get his skinny ass off of planet earth. Shoo alien, shoo....go home.

Oops She Did It Again.

Poor Alien. Going back to the slammer are we? You are the dumbest alien invading our planet.

Where's The Sun?

It has been dark and cold and the sky is crying again. To make matters worse, the sun has gone away. Where did you go sun? I am shivering here and I don't like it. A chi needs to sun bathe every day. I think its very rude of you to just take off without saying anything. I am laying in front of the fire place to stay warm, but it does not feel as good as laying in the sun. Please come back sun!! Rain, rain go away. Don't come back another day!

Happy 2008

Happy New Year to all my dawgs out there in the blogosphere. Any dawg ever been to the Rose Parade in Pasadena? Well, if you haven't, don't go. It's very NOISY and it's hard on your ears dawgs, I think I am deaf. Seriously, I think I am. Did you say something? Huh? Anyway, there are these big flowery things that ride down the street. They smelled good, too good to pee on. They move and make noise and then there are groups of people walking and making LOUD noise like drums and it was awful for the handsome chi you see. I was too nervous to look for the females. The dawg didn't care. I just wanted to go home. After two hours of torture I went home and to sleep for the rest of the day. My heating pad felt great. I got up for a bit, ate some beef and went back to my warm bed. Next year I want to stay home, okay G-Mom? Here it is. Here it is!!! This is where the loud noise came from.