Sam's in the slammer! He has been a very bad dog, so that's what he gets. He made a hole in the screen door because he tried to get into the house. He is afraid of loud noises. (big sissy got scared after he heard some fireworks) Then, he knocked down G-Mom's basil plant and ate some tomatoes out of her garden. I think he did it just to be spiteful. He made a gigantic mess and she was real mad. Sam is nothing but a sissy dog and a big trouble maker. I'd hate to see what he would do if the Bobcat came around. He would probably run and hide in his house. What a fairy!!
Sam the Ham, BAM BAM. hehehehehehehheheh