Rambo's Chihuahua Blog



Thursday, June 4, 2009

K.D.O.G. Breaking News......Prisoners Escaped.

Goodmorning Chino Hills. This is K.D.O.G. News with a breaking story. We have just learned that the two chihuahua's that were arrested on May 20, 2009 Rambo and Midget Molly have escaped from Pets Prison early this morning.

They were caught on video during their escape. It appears they have jumped the six foot fence of the Pets Prison and are now roaming the hills looking for a safe place to hide.

Rambo and Midget Molly were arrrested on the evening of May 20th for participating in suspicious activites. We received information from Pets Prison that Rambo was being held for birdslaughter and Midget Molly was being detained for lizardslaughter. You heard me right! These two chihuahua's are dangerous!

The Pets Prison has sent us these photos related to the crimes.

Evidence of crime:

Rambo the chihuahua: Case #bow-wow 0605.

Photo #1.

The location where Spunky Sparrow was last seen alive.

Photo #2. Evidence that Spunky Sparrow lived in the plant.Photo #3. The victim...Spunky Sparrow's son.....name unknown. There is also a photo of the accused with Spunky Sparrow's un-named son in his mouth, but it is too graphic to display. Moving on.

Evidence of crime: Midget Molly the chihuahua: Case # ruff-ruff 0302.

Photo #1. The dead victim...Lenny Lizard.

Photo #2.

The accused.....making sure the victim is dead.Photo #3

Hmmm. An accomplice??

If you have any information as to the location of these two dangerous dogs, please call your local authorities or call the K.D.O.G. hotline at 1-800-LUV-KDOG. I repeat that's 1-800-LUV-KDOG.

This is K.D.O.G. Chino Hills signing out.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Breaking News

Breaking news just in from K.D.O.G. News channel 36 in Los Angeles. Rambo and Midget Molly, two chihuahuas from Chino Hills have been arrested and are being detained at the Pet's Prison in Walnut California. We cannot confirm at this time why they were arrested, but a spokesperson from the prison said that they are being held for taking part in suspicious activites. The Pet Prison has released these mug shots.
Midget Molly chihuahua is holding up a sign.
Rambo chihuahua is holding a sign too. He is asking for CAKE???
Here is the last picture we have of the accused.
We will update you when we get more news on this breaking story.
This is K.D.O.G. Los Angeles signing out.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Wordless Wednesday

A message from Midget Molly.
I just wanted to let everyone know that Rambo's personal assistant, aka G-Mom, aka old lady, aka lazy old lady, aka mentalpause mama....well....her computer wasn't working for three days. She said it was a problem with someone named Verizon. I don't believe her...but anyways, Rambo and I were not able to visit our friends. He wanted me to tell you that he is not being rude, or distant or unfriendly. He is not depressed, sick or hurt. He is just sorry and he will be around soon to say woof!
I think he could have written this message himself, but he's hiding under the ottoman again. Wonder why?? G-Mom is turning the water on in the bath tub.....he he. Ooops. I'm not supposed to say why he's hiding. He has to maintain his tuff dog image. Don't tell him I ratted on him. Okay?
Hope you are all having a doggone good week.
love,
Midget Molly

Friday, May 8, 2009

I Told You I'm Tuff

Besides being tuff, I am also very kreative! Lucia says so. Thanks Lucia. I try. (sometimes my personal assistant aka "old lady" has mentalpause and is not so kreative.)
I also got an award from Travis.
Travis told me I have "One Lovely Blog" and gave me a cup of pink roses. That's so cool! Thanks Travis.
Is this my sister Midget??

or is this my sister Midget?

Will the real Midget please step forward.

The imposter Midget's real name is Cocoa, and he is up for adoption at petfinder.com. Doesn't he look like Midget??

Friday, May 1, 2009

Email From Rambo in Australia.

My party animal brother sent an email and a picture from Australia. Here's the email:
Hi Mom & G-Mom!
After a furry long flight, we arrived safely. Scruff sure is a good pilot.We all played outside fur a while and then Suzuki took Checkers to the beach to teach him how to surf so Tahlia and I used that time to do what we do best (or second best...) We caught up on some sleep before the party tonight.We are just waiting on Tahlia's Daddy to come home from work and take Scoobyback to the vet (I think Lady is going with him... She worries a lot!) and then the party can begin. Rambo xxx
Here's the picture! I can't believe my eyes!! Rambo sleeping with Tahlia????!!! He says they are resting before the big party. Hmmmm. They look awfully close to me, and their eyes are open. Ha. I don't see any sleeping going on. You liar Rambo. What are you up to??

I'm showing this to G-Mom! You have alot of splaining to do when you get home.

love,

Midget

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Don't Tell.

Psssst. It's me Midget. Please don't tell Rambo I am on his computer again. He may bite me!
Anyways...the story is....Rambo is not here because he went to Western Australia for his girlfriends birthday party. You all know Tahlia, Suzuki's sister. Well, that's his girlfriend! Can you believe he has a girlfriend?? After all these years of being a bachelor. He went out on one date and now they are a couple. Talk about moving fast. He must really like her!!
G-Mom drove Rambo to the airport cause Scruff picked him up in a private jet. Scruff must have some money to have his own jet! I hope Rambo has fun. I don't miss him cause I'm getting all the attention, he he he. (see Ram in the last seat?)
Guess what? I almost caught another lizard. It slipped out of my mouth, but I got the tail. See?
It ran away without a tail. Rambo would be so proud.
Our new friend Checkers gave us another award. That's 3 in one week!! Thanks Checkers!!
According to the rules of the Award, I'm supposed to tell you seven of my favorite things!
  1. That's easy. Lizards! I love catching lizards.
  2. Socks. I love socks.
  3. Playing bitey face with Rambo.
  4. Pretzels. I love to eat pretzels.
  5. Chewnola and Rollhide.
  6. Pooping in the house.
  7. Kissing my humans. I'm a good kisser.

Now I need to pass this along to 7 friends - I know that many of you already have this award so if you don't, feel free to accept on behalf of the party dawg Rambo and little ole me!

Whew! I'm beat! Nap time. love, Midget Molly

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Awards from Ziggy

Most of you know my cousin Pedro's big brother Ziggy Marley. Ziggy is a very cool dog and is the Top Dog in his dawg house. I like Ziggy alot, especially since he shares a dawg house with my cousin Pedro and their four nice humans. Ziggy gave me TWO awards. That's so pawsome! Thanks a zillion Ziggy. This is the first award. Neno's Award.

As a dedication for those who love blogging and love to encourage frienships through blogging. To seek the reason why we all love blogging. Put the award in one post as soon as you receive it. Don't forget to mention the person who gives you the award. Answer the Award's questions by writing the reason why you love blogging. Tag and distribute the Award to as many animals and/or humans you like.

Reason I love to blog:

  1. Let you know what I am up to.
  2. Keep track of what all my friends are up to. (I'm a nibby chi-wa)
  3. Have fun.
  4. Feel loved!

This is the second award. Proximidade Award.

This blog invests and believes in the PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships. These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement! Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this clever-written text into the body of their award.

I know that most of you have theses awards, but if you don't feel free to help yourself.

love, Rambo

Friday, April 24, 2009

Rambo's Temper Tantrum

Hi. Midget Molly here. My brother Rambo is too upset to blog. He's still very angry at the old lady for messing up his blog layout. He's been scratching at her leg for two days to get it fixed.
Hey, lay off bro! She's still trying to clean up her mess, so give her a break. Boys! Sometimes they can be so weird.
So, since I am in the spotlight, here goes! Whee!
The little human kid was over this week, and she tried to give me a kiss. OMD. Go away.
No way! I don't kiss humans kids. Yucky, sticky, yuk, yuk, yuk! I only kiss human adults like my Uncle Stevie. No more kissing please. Just leave me alone with the laundry. I love socks.
Hmmmmm. Socks.
Do you love socks too?
Rambo wants to apologize to all his friends for not visiting.
(Once he gets over his temper tamtrum he will stop by)
love,
Midget
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