Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Thursday, September 30, 2010

  • HI EVERY DOG AND KAT!! It's me....Rambo. I hope you didn't forget about me cause it's been over 30 days since I last said "HI". But it's not my fault. I paw pinky swear. Paws crossed. It's the lazy bum's fault. Yep....that's right. She's a lazy bum and I am sooooooo mad at her right now. Anywho....I finally got the lazy bum to get on the computer I HAVE NEWS!! I have 5 things to tell you.
  • I got into a fight with my neighbor Zeus. He's a maltese. I know.....what kind of name is Zeus?? Anyway, I was minding my own business, sitting calming in the garage while G-Mom aka lazy bum was de-cluttering her clutter. In a flash, Zeus runs out of his house and towards my house, barking like a wild coyote. Well....I just stopped him in his tracks. I ran out of the garage and towards Zeus and showed him my big fangs. Then we got into a fight. Guess who won?? ME...of course. Zeus went running home like a kitty kat......no offense kitty kats.
  • A week later I got into another fight. This time with a dog named Tucker, a golden retriever. He lives next door to my other dawg house in Pasadena. I went out back to do my business. That's when I smelled him. He was lounging on the grass in his back yard. I crawled under his fence and showed him my big fangs. He's so silly.....he started wagging his tail like he thought I was going to play with him. Big dummy......I was there to fight! I wanted to show him that I was the new dog on the block. Guess who won that fight? ME....of course.
  • G-Mom said she saw a reindeer on the road. She said it was sitting right in the middle of the road. I know....I don't believe her either. Next thing she'll be telling me she saw Santa Paws too. I think maybe she's drinking that silly water again.
  • G-Mom said she saved a cat. She said she went to the bank and while she was at the ATM another car pulled up. It was meowing. Hmmmm......the car was meowing??? Okay, I think somebody added something to G-Mom's silly water. She said that the girl driving the car heard it too. Yeh, right. Anyways... the driver of the car popped the hood and there was a little kitty kat in there. G-Mom saved her. G-Mom told her she should name the kitty Kia...since the car was a Kia. Ha! I still don't know if I believe her.
  • Last but not least...I have bad news. I need surgery. Yep. I have a stone in my bladder. I have no idea how it got there. I don't remember eating any stones. The doggy doc says it has to come out. Now G-Mom says she needs to plant another money tree cause it's gonna cost 1500 leaves. But I'm worth it, right???


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

What a tough guy woo are!

But one of these days woo will pikhk the wrong fightee!

Sorry 'bout the stone thing - AND the green paper$ needed -

As fur being worth it, what do woo think?

PeeEssWoo: As fur Zeus, Mom transported a furry handsome Zeus a few weeks ago - but he was a Belgian Malinois - HE deserved the name Zeus!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh, Rambo, we are sorry you have to have that surgery, but without it, you could have some big problems. Too bad there isn't some meds they could give you to try to dissolve it. Please be sure to let us know how you are doing after the surgery. Paws crossed for all to go well.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Rambo
Sorry about the stone. Since you proclain you are a fighting machine we know you can fight through this setback.
We are thinking about you.
Love Ruby & Penny

Lorenza said...

Whatsuuup with all those fights??
I will have my paws crossed for you!
I am sure everything is going to be ok with your surgery!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Fred said...

You have had an exciting time! Hope things look up soon!

Coco - The Princess said...

OMD, im so sorry to hear that you need surgery! Godiva is having her big girl surgery on Thursday the 7th. But we will be keeping our dew claws crossed for you.

thats a crazy story about the kitty cat. sure is lucky that your g-mom heard him!

looking forward to hearing about your speedy recovery!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Your cousin Coco The Princess, Lady Godiva & Truffle

Jemma the Chihuahua said...

Rambo, there are sure a lot of things happening for you all at once right now! All 1500 leaves will be worth it and we know you will do just fine.

Eeks, we're glad your G-mom was able to save the cat - too many cats in engines end badly.

Draco and his Mom said...

You are a tough guy alright, for sure all those dogs know you are the boss. I am sad to hear that you need an operation...you will feel much better and then you can give your G-mom the sad chihuahua eyes and get lots of treats when you come home. I hope you don't have to wear the funny collar.

Laurii69 said...

Oh. This is kinda sad to read :p good work!

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