Rambo's Chihuahua Blog



Wednesday, July 28, 2010

BEING STALKED

I met her in the Pets Prison. At first I thought she was nice. We talked about things. We talked about life. We had nothing else to do. It was boring as hell in there, ya know? It passed the time. Then she started following me around, sniffing every last place I went. She sat where I sat. Peed where I peed. Ate where I ate. She even tried to follow me to my cell!
I thought maybe Prison was making her a little weird. On the day of my release, we shaked paws goodbye. She gave me a strange look.
The day after I got home, guess who came to my front door? HER!! She comes by every day. Every stinking day, so now I am in hiding. Does anyone know the Dogfather??????????

16 comments:

Bijou said...

We don't know the Dogfather. Sorry.
I suggest you be nice and not make her mad cause she looks like she could get rowdy. Good luck.

Waggles,
Bijou

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
I guess you were very nice to her while you were in prision and she just wants to say thanks.... I hope!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

3 doxies said...

Ummmm...hellos but why were you in jail to begin withs? Was it underage drinking or sumptin? Oh no wait...dat was me, sorry!
I'd be Purty scared if I was you. Anytime somebuddy KNOWS where you lives...RUN like hell.

Puddles

Frankie Furter said...

This situation has BAD written all over it. It seems you have a...
PEN PAL

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Do you have a stalker? You know, she is sort of cute:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Rambo, you're changing gear so quick, remember the good old jail days?
You two talked, sniffed, sat, peed, ate, all together and now you want to delete her?
She's a cutie, if you didn't want her, give her my cell#.
Cheers!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...
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Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

She khould hurt woo if she sat on woo -

Be furry khareful!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Fred said...

It's just because you're so handsome!

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

I'd watch my back if I were you!
--JB

Draco and his Mom said...

I think girls get sort of moody when they don't get their own way. Maybe she thought you were going to give her the good life when you got sprung from the joint.
Wags,
Draco

Thor said...

She just wanted to stay with you a little more. You're handsome, Rambo! She's a cutie!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Okay, Rambo, how did she get out of pet prison? Was she paroled or did she break out? If she broke out, just dial d-9-1-1 (that's d for doggy 911) and get her sent back to the joint.

Jemma the Chihuahua said...

That is some scary stuff, Rambo. Better stay behind your humans for safety!

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