He could catch a rabbit.
Or a lizard.....
Or this nasty, dirty squirrel that eats all the bird food. But NO....he likes to eat dog food. (click to biggify)
How about some peanuts Mr. Squirrel?? If that dumb coyote won't catch you, then I will.
A. Feed you to Wiley Coyote?
B. Bite you on the lip where you once bit me......you dirty rotten nasty squirrel?
C. Give you some arsenic sunflower seeds.....that look ike the one's you steal from the birds?
D. Let you go?
E. Knock you over the head with a shovel and tell G-Mom that G-Pop did it?
F. How about some salted peanuts that will increase your heart rate and give you a heart attack?
G. Send you to Rusty and the Squirrel Patrol?
Hmmmm. What should I do?