Rambo's Chihuahua Blog

Monday, March 16, 2009

Monday Morning Headlines

Guess who's been hangin around again?? Wiley Coyote. He was here again this morning eating Goliath's food. Me and Midget were not allowed outside until we got the "all clear" from G-Mom. She is afraid that Wiley will try to eat us. Who ever said that coyotes are smart? This Wiley Coyote is dumb.
He could catch a rabbit.
Or a lizard.....
Or this nasty, dirty squirrel that eats all the bird food. But NO....he likes to eat dog food. (click to biggify)
How about some peanuts Mr. Squirrel?? If that dumb coyote won't catch you, then I will.
Now, what shall I do with you??
A. Feed you to Wiley Coyote?
B. Bite you on the lip where you once bit me......you dirty rotten nasty squirrel?
C. Give you some arsenic sunflower seeds.....that look ike the one's you steal from the birds?
D. Let you go?
E. Knock you over the head with a shovel and tell G-Mom that G-Pop did it?
F. How about some salted peanuts that will increase your heart rate and give you a heart attack?
G. Send you to Rusty and the Squirrel Patrol?
Hmmmm. What should I do?


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Send him to PEDRO fur the table!


Hector and Lola said...

Release him! Little Mr. Squirrely is scared! Yeah..ok..he's a ding-dong for eating doggie food, but maybe a deal could be made with him. How about he leaves your dog food alone and you bring him out nuts in exchange? :) -Hecky and Lola

Lucia said...

Ciao mio caro piccolo Topolino!

I think Khyra has a good idea about that squirrel!

It makes me feel just awful that he bit you! And as for Signore Coyote, please be very careful not to get too close. I don't want anything to happen to you or to Midget, miei dolci amici!

Tanti baci!

Raising Addie said...

Awwww... let the poor little guy go.

Who would you have to chase and watch if he was not around?

Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie and Lucie

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Rambo
We say bite him on the lip and then let him go. Just make sure he doesn't carry any disease before you bite him.
Love Ruby & Penny

Lorenza said...

Hi, Rambo!
B! B! and then let him go away!
Kisses and hugs

Pedro said...


I gotta vote for let him go. You could send him to me like Khyra said but for my backyard, not the table!


Coco - The Princess said...

be nice to the mookosh (squirrel in Hungarian). my mommy had a pet mookosh...they only bite when they are scared. do what we do and take him far from your home into the woods and let him free.

Please cousin Rambo...for me?

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco - The Princess

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Rambo,
All the above... we say you chop him up into 7 pieces so that you can do all of that and everyone's happy (except Mr Squirrel maybe!!)..

Suzuki said...

I say let him go. He keeps you entertained :)
Big licks to you

Rambo's Mommy said...


I say you bite him right on the lip and then have the G's take him to be released!

♥ u!

The OP Pack said...

We can't find any squirrels around our place, so you can definitely send him here. We will barbecue him Kansas City style!!!

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Pee Ess, please be careful out there with that big coyote around.

Jemma and Tofu said...

Hmmm, we vote for letting him go. If you do, will you be letting him go in the same area? I think there are some issues with relocation, especially in the interest of the squirrel, but you will have to check.

Oh, and please be careful not to get bit! Stay away from the coyote, too. As beautiful as they are, they don't see us small doggies as "dogs" and would make a lunch out of us if hungry enough! But it seems like he's very much enjoying the dog food more than anything else, silly coyote :)

JB's Big World said...

Wow, you have a lot of critters at your house! Please let Mr Squirrel go.....he might be one of my Big World friends.

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