Hi Everyone! I know this blog is supposed to be ALL about little ole me, the tuff little chi, but today I want to share a little story about the old lady, my G! (I told you I was a poet) Anyway, I am very proud of her. Wanna know why?
The story begins in 2005, when I was a little pupster, only 3 months old. I was too young to know what was happening and have since then learned what it was.
One afternoon in late September 2005, G-Mom and my Mom were driving from the mall. My Mom received a cell phone call from one of her friends. (it sounds confusing, but for those of you who don't know, G-Mom is my Nona and my Mom is my mom and we all live in the same dog house. G-Mom is my personal assistant and tends to my blog) Anyway, back to the phone call. My Mom gets this call from one of her friends, and her friend is hysterical and crying. Her friend had just found out that her sister was being molested by their step-father. She confesses to my Mom that she has been molested too. Now, G-Mom with her wolf size ears and being the big snoop that she is, overhears this conversation and asks WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???
Lo and behold, these two young girls claim to have been sexually abused by their stepfather over the past four years!
So......G-Mom with the big mouth that she has.....(you know she likes to talk, which sometimes gets her into trouble)......runs over to the neighbors house and reports her suspicions to her friend, who happens to be a Deputy Sheriff for the county. Sneaky old lady! And she thought she was done with that. Well, fifteen minutes later two police officers appear at our house. I was shaking in my boots, cause I thought they were gonna arrrest G or take me back to the streets of Chino. They asked her some questions and off they went.
Fast forward. In 2008, G-Mom and my Mom testified for the prosecution in the case, Jane Doe #1 and Jane Doe #2 versus Mr. Child Molester. Two months later: HUNG JURY! Everyone, including my G, was so upset. The defense attorney convinced some stupid human on the jury that the Doe's were lying. What a human fool. However, Mr. Child Molester could be re-tried.
In January of this year, G-Mom and my Mom re-testified for the prosecution in the case of Jane Doe #1 and Jane Doe #2 versus Mr. Child Molester. Two months later: GUILTY!!
Everyone was so happy, certainly my G! For once in her life, G-Mom's big mouth didn't her into trouble, it got someone out. Mr. Child Molester, aka Situation Child Molester was found guilty of Continuous Sexually Molestation of a child under the age of fourteen. That's one sick human being.
We love our G, big ears, eyes, mouth and all!
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Pedro's brother Ziggy has his own blog! Please go and say hi to Zig and welcome him to our silly little world!
That's me...hunting in the planters.
Still hunting! Then guess what happened next?? The old lady's camera went DEAD! And just when I was about to catch my first buggie. When she ran in to get new batteries, I caught that slimy little buggie and was carrying it around in my mouth (I was so proud of myself) and then old lady came outside and started to scream. She yelled at me "Put that buggie down Midget." So, I had to put the buggie down and I didn't even get to play with it.
Ut Oh! I think I killed the buggie.
G-Mom was sad.
Num Yummy!!
That buggie was faking. He turned over and ran away! No kidding. 
And the humans laughed at me when I chased the lazer beam. It perfected my hunting skills!
Next time I'm going for a bird!
Midget
peee esss. I didn't get to play with the buggie, but I kissed it and I liked it!
The Award.
Who ever said that coyotes are smart? 
Peee ess.....click on the photo and you can get a better look.
