Sam the Ham's Crib

This is Sam the Ham's crib. He is very protective of his crib. I try to walk in and check it out, but he won't let me. Dawg, it smells really bad in there. I just want to check it out! I think its your bed dawg, because you haven't taken a bath in a long time and you smell. What's up with that dawg? Do you like to smell like poo? No wonder you don't have a mate, dawg. The girl dawgs like it when we smell good....ruf....ruf....ruf.

Paw Prints

My cute little paw prints after I walked off the wet grass.

Here's Me

And my new jacket. I cannot see where I am going!!

Bump on a Log

I do not like it when the sky cries and I do not like to go outside when it is wet and cold! G-Mom bought me a new jacket to go outside and I still do not like it. I do not like it G-Mom, do you hear me? The big jacket covers my eyes and I cannot see where I am walking, so that's why I just stand there like a bump on a log. You and G-Pop laugh at me and it is not funny. Sam the Ham doesn't like it when the sky cries either. He just sits in the garage all day, like a bump on a log. What about you G-Mom? Did you ever look like a bump on a log?

Chihuahua David

Did David have a chihuahua or did David have a small brain? Just wondered. He did have a small weinie, unlike the well endowed Ram Man. He he he he.

J-Lo ane Me- Twins

G-Mom doesn't think I am a pure bred chihuahua. She says my snout is too long and that I am a mutt. So G-Mom, I am proving you wrong. Look at this picture. It is a picture of a pure bred champion chihuahua named J-Lo and its looks just like me. Doesn't it? I told you G-Mom that I am a pure bred chi, a mixture of apple head and reindeer chihuahuas. I am NO MUTT just PURE CHI.

Ram Man Did Not Go

I did not go the the Pets Hotel and I did not score me a hottie chihuahui. G-Mom got sick and could not go away, so I have been staying by her side in the bed for the past three days. It's boring, but I have been getting alot of sleep and sun bathing whenever I can. You know how much I luv and sun and you know that us dawgs luv to snooze.

Going Away Again

Going to the hotel for a little dawg r & r. I won't be able to update my blog for a week. I'll let you know if I score any hotties. luv, the Ram Man

And The Winner Is.......

This years winner at the Westminster Kennel Club. Isn't he a good looking dawg? Go Uno....you rock!

Show Off

Look at this dawg! He's such a ham. Sam says: I am Sam I am Sam Sam I am I said: That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am! I bet he likes green eggs and ham!

It's A Dawgs World

Need I say more?

Dawg Gone Heard It Wrong

This is something Sam the Ham would do because he is old and is losing his hearing. As a matter of fact, I think this might be him. He he he he he he.

Human Baby On The Go

The human baby was here again and she was chasing me all over the house. I am not allowed to play with her, the humans won't let me. They think I am mean to her, but I don't think I am. She (human baby is a female) tries to touch me and I have to sit there like a lump on a log and just take it. I am not allowed to lick her face or smell her or come close to her. It's NOT FAIR.

Oh My Dawg!

Look at me in my new parka. I am so dawg gone cute its not funny. If I was a girl dawg I would enter a beauty contest. That's right! And I would win, I know it. Maybe there's a contest for good looking boy dawgs? I want to enter and take first place.....ruf ruf ruf ruf.......

#1 Chi

Just look at me. I am soooooo good looking, don't you think? I am the poster dawg for the most handsome dawg in the world.

Funny Alien!

G-Mom's Head

I haven't been blogging lately because my pen writer has not been feeling so well. Well, you probably know by now that my G-Mom writes all my blog!! And she's the one who doesn't feel good. She has been having pain in her head and it is making her sick. Poor G-Mom!! I love her and wish she would feel better. So I guess you heard the latest news on the alien girl. She is sick too and I feel a little sorry for her, even though she is from another species. I wonder if her head hurts too? And the man alien has been in the news too. He is trying to sing like a human. Oh my gosh. What a crazy world we live in. I am glad that I am a dawg!!!