Get a load of these guys. They are doing push ups in the driveway every morning, and I have fun chasing them around. When I catch one, they are slimy and tickle my mouth. I do not want to eat them, I just want to play with them. Sam the Ham the old fart does not want to play with me. He runs away from me, so I need someone to play with. I would really love to play with ChaCha.

One Year Ago.........

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of the day I got lost, May 28, 2006. I was in New Jersey and ran away from a strange house. I ran into the woods and wondered around for nine days. It was so scary.....there was no food, no water and I ate spinach from the farm field and a dead animal. The sky was making loud sounds and I was wet and cold and my nice warm bed was not there. There were strange animals in those woods and a few of them tried to chase me. I hid under things so they couldn't get me. Maybe they were hungry too!! On the ninth day, I wandered into a metal box because there was something in it that smelled good. The metal box closed and I was trapped inside. I ate the meat in the metal box I was so hungry. When the box opened, G-Mom and G-Pop were there. I was so HAPPY!!! They took me back to California and I will never run away again.

I Have Found the Love of My Life......Cha Cha

ChaCha, Lonely are the nights Lonely are the days Lonely am I, in so many ways Lonely are the seasons Lonely are the years So lonely am I, that it brings tears. ChaCha, I have fallen head over tail in love with you. Does anyone know how to get to New York?? Does anyone know her owner Barbara Walters? Desperate....Rambo in love.

Malo Pero

The little human was here today. It was getting more attention than me as usual, so I growled at it so it would go away. I got yelled at by everyone in the house and sent to the other room. They put me on the naughty chair and told me not to move. They made me stay there for a little while and then I was not allowed to go near the little human any more. I need someone to talk to. I wish I could find my sweet one!

King Dog

I am the King Dog can't you see.

They had a portrait made of me.

I am the King Dog so I say.

I will always get my way.

Even Sam the Ham I am knows the truth.

The King Dog is here to stay.

Taking A Snooze

This is my favorite time of the day....the afternoon siesta. I don't have much to do today, as you can tell.

I feel good, you know that I could....I feel good, you know that I would...da ta da ta da ta da. I feel good, so good, I feel good.. da ta da ta da .

Doin Sam the Ham

Something doesn't seem right here.......but that's what Sam gets for being such a ham. What do you think of that big Sammy??

Bow Wow Cousins Bella and Kody

I went to play with Bella and Kody today. They are my cousins and they are Welsh Corgi's. G-Mom calls them little foot stools! Kody was not allowed to play because he was bad. He had to stay in his playpen all by himself. I got to play with Bella and it was fun.