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Two Neglected Dawgs

Look at us. We're pathetic. Ya know why? Cause we're neglected. That's right. G is too busy to take care of us. Yes, we eat, but she hardly plays with us. Yes, we go for walks, but she is always in a hurry to get home. We don't get to torment all the other dawgs in the hood. Not fair. Can we call DSS?? (dawg social services) and file a complaint. I know this would be considered cruel. I have the proof the we are neglected. Look at my sister's daggers!!! She has nails longer than a cats!! That's pathetic. G doesn't have time to cut Midget's nails. Now that is certainly neglect.

Does any dawg have the phone number for DSS?? Hurry, before my nails get that long.

We're Here!!

Hello!! We're here!! Rambo and Midget Molly. Hey.....friends!! We're back...and we didn't fall off the face of the earth. Or disappear into thin air. Or get eaten by Wiley Coyote. We just have a very busy G in our house. Oh, before I forget, we are now referring to G-Mom as G and G-Pop as Poppy. That's what the little human calls them, so we are too. Okay, so let's get back to what's been going on around our dog house for the past three months.

OMD!! Three months!! That's a loooooooonnnnnggggg time. You remember that I was in Scooby's wedding, right? I'm the handsome chi on the left, in case you forgot what I look like.

Here's my beautiful girl Tahlia. She is so hot in red.

Since the beautiful nuptuals between Scooby and Lady,

Midget lost two teeth.

She's still trying to kill lizards. I guess she didn't learn her lesson. I did. I will never kill another bird. I hated Pet's Prison.

G went to New Jersey to party and left us home alone. (well, not all alone, but we were home alone most of the day until Poppy came home)

The passion flowers bloomed.

Hundreds of sheep invaded the hill behind our house. Did you know those suckers make loud noises? BAAAAAAAA.

We tried munching on sticks. We didn't like them very much. We'll let the big dogs have the sticks.

G and Poppy bought a little brown house in Pasadena. We like Pasadena. There are tons of doggies there.

Oh, I think the whole state of California is on fire. There is ash floating in the air and it smells real bad of smoke.

My human Uncle Steve is getting married in Las Vegas on September 12th! This is the bridal shower cake. We didn't get any. How rude!

Last but not least, THE BOOK! G sent it to an editor and he sent it back. G needs to make corrections and changes and then return it to the editor. Dog knows how long that will take!

We hope to stop by and say hi to each and every one of you. WE MISSED U:(

love,

Rambo & Midget Molly