Rambo the Chihuahua Attacked.

It's me, Midget Molly reporting from the crime scene, where Rambo the chihuahua was attacked. This is the location where the attack took place. In the victims own yard! The following is an interview I did with the victim. (who happens to be my brother) "Rambo, tell us just what happened here today". "Well you see, G-Mom went out for a while and when she came home she let me, and you of course, outside to do our duty. I noticed something moving in the squirrel trap. Since I am a curious litte chi, I ran as fast as I could over to the trap and discovered the biggest stinkiest squirrel I had ever seen in my life. It was ginormous! "Anyway, I just couldn't believe my eyes. So, I had to investigate further. At first we just gave each other the evil eye, and then I had to get a little closer." "He was sniffing at me and I was sniffing at him, He smelled pretty bad. Suddenly, without warning, he lunged forward and attacked me. He dug his overgrown teeth right into my lip. I smelled his stinky squirrel breath........ooooooweeeee. He needs some Greenies. He wounded my lip and caused me to bleed. (this is me licking my injury) "I would like to press charges please". "But Rambo, the big squirrel got away. He pushed his way right out of the trap. He must be a very strong squirrel. Take my advice, don't mess with him".

"He got away huh?" Now I am in a bad mood".

It's me, Midget Molly again, signing off from the scene of the crime. Don't tell Rambo, but the ginormous squirrel really wasn't that big, but we'll just let him think it was.

Ohhh, what's this? This is much more fun.