"The perpetrator has been captured. He is behind bars as we speak. This is yesterdays ailing victim identifying the perpetrator. Rambo, can you identify your attacker?" Rambo says "yes, this is the squirrel"
"Are you absolutely, positively sure?" Rambo says "I am positive". Midget Molly looks at the perpetrator and says "yes indeed it is, I concur".
The perp was hauled off by the human police to a place far, far away....never to be seen again. Hopefully he'll be picked up by the evil DEMENTORS!!
Rambo says "I'm glad this is over. In this case, justice was served".
5 comments:
Hi, Rambo!
Glad that mean squirrel was caught! You were so brave getting that close to identify him!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
I am happy the squirrel has gone .. now keep a lookout for the hawks!!!!
Cheers
Charlie
Oh, my! I am glad the purrptrator was caught! You and MM are good witnesses!
--JB
Whew! All is right with the world! Thank goodness your attacker was apprehended! Hope everything is peaceful by you today!
Pedro
Yay...the Stinky Squirrel has been caught. Those suckers are annoying. They like to walk my fence line and annoy my roommates and I. One accidently ran into my Mama's tires the other day when she was going to work. Mama felt guilty all day!
CoCo
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