The Gigantic Turd

This post is about Poop.

This morning when I got up I went outside to do my normal business. I shot some pee mails and then made my morning turd. G-Mom usually follows me with the pooper scooper and picks it up right away. The "old lady" is anile that way. She doesn't ever let the steam from my turd resonate through the air or the grass on the ground enjoy the warmth of my morning turd. Until today. She went with the pooper scooper to pick it up and broke down in a laugh. She was pointing at my fresh disposal and called me over to see. "What's so funny about my turd" I thought. I think the old lady is losing her mind. Low and behold, before my own eyes, laying there lifeless on the grass was the biggest darn turd I ever made. It was a nicely steaming six incher. G-Mom said "Ram, you broke the turd record. This is the biggest darn turd you ever made". This is what my morning logger usually looks like. But today it was this big.

Tomorrow I am going to shoot for a seven!!

On a sweeter note, this is my good friend Happy.

Last week Happy sent me this award. She is soooo sweet. Thank you Happy!

The award states: "This blog invests and believes in PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships!" In other words, blogs that receive this award "are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. {In doggie words it means that bloggers that receive this award are really cool!!}

Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award."

I would like to pass this onto to all my friends cause they are really cool, however I have to choose eight so here goes.

First and foremost my cousin Pedro cause he's my dawg. Then, my best kitty JB, sweet Lorenza, funny T-Bone Beasely, teeny weeny Coco , a genuine Ruby, adorable Abby and one of my new friends Tibby.

Congratulations!