There's Sam, checking out my package. He doesn't get any boom boom, so he's acting a little strange. How do you know if a dawg is gay? I think Sam the Ham is gay. He follows me around the yard and tries to lick my hiney. How weird is that?? I try and run away, but he sneaks up on me. He has to be gay because no other dawg has tried to lick my hiney. Lots of dawgs smell my hiney, but none of them lick it. He better leave me alone or I am going to bite his tail.
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