I don't really have a Valentine, just my best friend Sam. In fact I have never been with a girl dog. I am a virgin chihuahua. I dream about what it would be like to actually do it with a girl dog. The only thing I have ever humped is a human's leg or my best friend Sam's tail. I think I am a pretty good looking dog, but I will probably never be with a girl dog, so I will stay a depressed virgin chihuahua. Are there any other virgin chihuahua's out there? I wonder if I am the only unfortunate one. This is me and Sam.
Happy Valentine's Day anyway.
5 comments:
Does Sam always look like a tard??
Rambo old buddy just remember females will only take over and try to tell you what to do and when to do it. Your probably better off humping things you want get attached to and won't cost an arm and a leg.
Hey guys! Take it easy. Sam is a good looking golden retriever and hey, I don't care what it costs....I would like to hump something other than Sam's tail or someones leg. Get it??
i dont appreciate the name calling...
Sam you old billy goat
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