BEING STALKED

I met her in the Pets Prison. At first I thought she was nice. We talked about things. We talked about life. We had nothing else to do. It was boring as hell in there, ya know? It passed the time. Then she started following me around, sniffing every last place I went. She sat where I sat. Peed where I peed. Ate where I ate. She even tried to follow me to my cell!

I thought maybe Prison was making her a little weird. On the day of my release, we shaked paws goodbye. She gave me a strange look.

The day after I got home, guess who came to my front door? HER!! She comes by every day. Every stinking day, so now I am in hiding. Does anyone know the Dogfather??????????

HELP!

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I NEED HELP! PLEASE BRING CAKE WITH RAZOR BLADE ASAP. THE FOOD HERE STINKS! I AM AT THE PETS PRISON IN WALNUT, CA. FOR ONE WEEK. PLEASE HURRY!!

Name Game Happy 4th!!

Happy 4th of July!! Today we are playing Frankie's Name Game. Me first, Rambo.

My mom Dana wanted a chihuahua, a boy chihuahua. She wanted to name him Miquel. She had this planned for months and was looking around in shelters and in newpapers. One day she stumbled over me, literally. I was born in Chino California on June 5, 2005 in the backyard of her friends neighbor. I was running around with my brothers and sisters and my mom saw me. She said she fell instanly in love with me. Mom said I was the fiestiest of the bunch and changed my name from Miquel (which sounds kinda whimpy to me) to RAMBO, tuff chihuahua. I agreed. As some of you know, I have lived up to my tuff dawg name. When I was one year old, my mom took me to New Jersey on a vacation, and I got lost (long story). I survived for nine days in the woods eating crap off the ground and sips of water from the rain puddles, then my G-Pop and G-Mom found me. So, not only am I one tuff chihuahua, I am a very lucky one!!! So that's my story.

Midget second.

Three years later, my mom Dana got the itch to get a sister for my bro, Rambo. She wanted to name her Cinderella. She began once again to look in shelters and newspapers, and literally stumbled over me too!! I was born in Pomona, California on March 2, 2008 in the backyard of some nasty humans house. My doggy mom was sick and couldn't take care of me and the humans didn't like me, so I was tossed on the street to fend for myself. I didn't want to leave, so I just hung around the neighborhood with my sisters and brothers. One by one, they all died. I was the only one left when my human mom found me. My feet were covered in tar and I was very skinny and dirty. I was covered with fleas. My mom Dana took me home and cleaned me up. She decided that Cinderella wasn't the right name for me. She made a list......Chi Chi, Cha Cha, Lola, Lila, and so on. In the mean time, G-Pop started calling me Midget Molly until the right name was chosen for me.

Well....the humans took so long naming me that I began to recognize Midget Molly as my name, and so the story is told. My name is Midget Molly and I like it.

Silent Sunday

Feather Friday On Hold, JB Needs Me

Feather Friday has been postponed once again, but for good reason this time. No....G-Mom does not have another hangover. It's my bestest kitty friend JB aka Jelly Bean. JB is sick, and she needs all of us to say some prayers and send her welll wishes.

FEEL BETTER JB. WE LOVE YOU!

Happy Poppy's Day

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Feather Friday Raincheck

G-Mom has a hangover. I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but I overheard her yapping on the telephone. She said "it was the most exciting thing I have ever done. I didn't sleep all night. I kept hearing the song "We are the champions" all night in my head. I feel like I have a hangover!"

What a dork. She is postponing Feather Friday until next Friday when she can concentrate and not make a fool of her dorky self.

Why does she have a hangover you ask???

She told me to show you these pictures. That will explain everything!

Save our Wildlife President O!!

Here's the Pressie's speech, for all those doggies who missed it.

Another Oil Spill??

Rambo's G-Mom here.....

Just wondering.............................................................................................................................................................is is Barack Obama really angry, or will there be another oil spill from his perfectly formed orifice???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Stay tuned.

My PA is IRATE. Please help!!

PLEASE HELP! MY PA IS IRATE. She woke up this morning, turned on the puter, clicked on my blog and discovered all my stuff is missing from the sidebar and my cute Fourth of July background is gone and blah, blah, blah.

Can any dog, kitty, or anonymous HELP???

(my PA is extremely puter illiterate and she is pulling the hair out of her head as I type.)

RAMBO