Rambo's Chihuahua Blog



Friday, April 16, 2010

Feather Friday

G-Mom has been dying to show you some of the birds in our back yard, so I am introducing Feather Friday, so she can have one day a week to show off her birds. Just ONE day G!! So here goes her first Feather Friday. Today's bird is the California Quail. This is the state bird of California. These birds have a curving crest or plume, made of six feathers, that droops forward: black in males and brown for females; the flanks are brown with white streaks. Males have a dark brown cap and a black face with a brown back, a grey-blue chest and a light brown belly. Females and immature birds are mainly grey-brown with a light colored belly. Their diet consists mainly of seeds and leaves, but they also eat some berries and insects; for example, Toyon berries are a common food source. And as you can see, these birds like bread too. If startled, these birds explode into short rapid flight, called "flushing". Given a choice, they will normally make their escape on foot. Their breeding habitat is shrubby areas and open woodlands in western North America. They live on the hill behind our house. I hope you enjoyed G-Mom's first episode of Feather Friday!!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Happy Sunday everyone! It's me, Midget Molly. I am taking over my lazy brother's blog today, but please don't tell him cause he might get mad at me. I will have to make it short and sweet, cause Rambo is nowhere to be found right now. Here goes! If you remember, the dumb doggie doctor put me on a diet. See how fat I was? G-Mom has been giving me a little less food, and only two cookies per day which is totally unfair! I love my cookies. But it worked and I lost one pound! I have one more pound to go. That dumb doggie doctor is gonna hear it from me next time I see her. Ut oh! I hear paw steps. I think Rambo is coming. Hold on................ Okay. Coast is clear. The other night I went outside to tinkle, and guess who was standing by the fence?? Wiley Coyote! He charged right towards me, and I charged right back. I was nose to nose with Wiley and I barked my loudest and growled my deepest growl and guess what? Wiley ran away. I am so proud of myself. I scared off a coyote. Ut oh! Paw steps again. Rambo is coming downstairs. Gotta go. Caio

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Few Words Wednesday.

G-Mom and Poppy are leaving us again. They get to go on vacation and we don't. This is all I have to say about that"

Monday, March 22, 2010

"The Others"

BREAKING NEEEWWS! My neighborhood has been invaded.The invasion began last week with a few of them, and then before you know it, there were hundreds of them. Maybe thousands. I call them "The Others". I have no idea what they are, but I believe they are some type of alien animal. They talk, but not the same language as me. Some of them say "Baaaaaa", some of them say "Arrrrrrggg", some of them say "Errrrrr" and some of them even say "Ahhhhhhhhh". Some of them sound like they are crying. Maybe the babies are crying because they want to go back to their homeland. It's very strange. G-Mom tried to upload a video yesterday, so I can show you "The Others", but she says blogger wouldn't cooperate. I think "The Others" mothership is preventing this from happening cause they don't want anyone else to know they are here. Don't ya think?? Well, they don't know how smart my G is! She took pictures, and I can show you "The Others". What do I do???

Monday, March 15, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

Fatty Friday

I'll get right to the point. My sister is fat. Grasa, fett, grassa, vet, yag...however you want to say it, she's fat. Just look at her!! She looks like a fat bunny rabbit. She went to the doctor yesterday and guess what?? She weighs more than me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well I guess it's not funny, but ha ha ha ha ha ha bol, bol bol.
Wonder why the sudden weight gain?? Look at her. Her head is always in the bowl.
or headed to the bowl. She even steals human food.
Oh Midget, my dear, sweet little fatty. Now you are on a diet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Midget's "2"

Yesterday was my little sister's birthday. She turned 2 years old. She says she's a big girl now that she is "2". Look at her, she thinks she's a little princess getting all the attention. She sniffed out her birthday cake.
Num yummy! She liked it!
She tasted her Arby's roast beef sandwich.
She'd rather have the cake. What a girl!
Hey, look at me!! Someone pay attention to me!! Hello..................
Maybe I'll try my cute face. Do you think it will work?
Yes......I got an Arby's sandwich and cake too. I prefer the roast beef of course.
Midget loved the cake. Look at her giant tongue. She wants to get every crumb.
She thanked G-Mom for the goodies.
I think my sister is in a sugar coma. he he he.
Pressies! Pupperoni and pork bones! Num yummy! I hope I get some of that too.
I did. I love birthdays!
Happy 2nd Birthday Midget Molly! I love you! oxoxoxox

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

a Talking Tiger????

Did you hear about the talking tiger?? G-Mom told us! Well, not really, but we overheard her telling G-Pop that she saw a talking tiger on the tv. OMD!! I swear, I heard it with my little pointed ears. She said there was a talking tiger on the television giving some kind of speech! And then guess what else she said?? She said the tiger was really a pig!! What the heck??
"Did you hear that Midget. A tiger, that's really a pig, talking on the TV?" "Rambo, I thought you were smarter than that. Think about it. A tiger, that's really a pig, TALKING on the toob. Are you sure G-Mom wasn't drinking that silly water again?" Midget said. "Or maybe you sipped the silly water?" she asked.
I needed to find out the truth. So I have been listening for more clues, hanging around the tv just in case the talking pig returns. This is what I found!
Does this tiger look like a pig to you???
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